Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beth b - Sep 03, 2006 9:01:30 am PDT #1674 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

if you had a day off and didn't have any upcoming demands pressing on you, and could spend it (guilt free) any way you wanted, how would you spend it?

Stay in bed doing bed thigns until 1030/11

shower

meet some buffistass for brunch at some place I can walk to ......

oh wait that is my day.....


Zenkitty - Sep 03, 2006 9:09:19 am PDT #1675 of 10000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Hey, I'm having that right now. I did laundry, walked half a mile in the beautiful post-storm weather, and am now wasting time on the internet and eating oddly yummy sugar-free bonbons. Soon I will take a nap. And after that, I may watch tv. I might clean the kitchen and bathroom. Or not.


Jessica - Sep 03, 2006 9:22:04 am PDT #1676 of 10000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I'm attempting to eat my first solid food of the day after spending all morning and most of the afternoon curled up in a fetal position after a nasty bout of food poisoning. Around noon, I started feeling well enough to sit up, and DH has been wonderful and went out and got me a smoothie, which I am drinking in very very small sips.

It occured to me a few hours ago that 5 years ago today, I was in a Spanish public hospital recovering (kind of) from even worse food poisoning. Clearly I just shouldn't eat during the first week of September.


Strix - Sep 03, 2006 10:24:40 am PDT #1677 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Well, ita, I signed up for the Intro to Krav Maga for September 16th.

Kinda of a honorary wave to you, and to Ms. Levine and out of respect.

I am so out of shape, and expect it will kick my ass, but it should be fun. You know I'll be thinking of you the whole time!

Here's to all the ass-kicking women of the world. Salud!


erikaj - Sep 03, 2006 10:43:44 am PDT #1678 of 10000
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

Wow...I appear to have received some nomination from the Blue States overnight. Thank you very much...I'll outline the Ellsworth Doctrine shortly, but I'm a Democrat, so who wants to be in my Distracting Sex Scandal? I figured I'd ask in Bitches first.


Pix - Sep 03, 2006 11:12:52 am PDT #1679 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

who wants to be in my Distracting Sex Scandal? I figured I'd ask in Bitches first.

t waves arms wildly

Can I be your lesbian lover who's married with three kids and a beard husband?


sj - Sep 03, 2006 12:03:36 pm PDT #1680 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Have I mentioned how nice it is that Teacup Guy doesn't have to work on the weekends anymore? We had a nice brunch with Teacup Guy's dad, stepmother, and stepbrother.

Stay in bed doing bed thigns until 1030/11

I read this quickly and thought, "Why is beth staying in bed until October 30, 2011?"

{{{Jessica}}} Feel better.


§ ita § - Sep 03, 2006 12:13:47 pm PDT #1681 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Kinda of a honorary wave to you, and to Ms. Levine and out of respect.

Oh, wow. I hope you really enjoy it, and that it makes your life safer and a little more fun.


vw bug - Sep 03, 2006 12:20:39 pm PDT #1682 of 10000
Mostly lurking...

I feel like a 12-year-old. I'm drinking grape soda and about to eat really junky food that can kind of be called dinner (mozzarella sticks, chicken fingers and french fries) and watch Wedding Crashers.

ita, how are doing?


beth b - Sep 03, 2006 12:35:54 pm PDT #1683 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Saw Lee, Emily, Sparky and her DH. I made them walk up and down the street - with quick glimpses of our town. Matt said I was in docent mode. but I like talking about where I live. And Emily has more of her stuff - so she can feel at home.