Mom! Dead people are talking to you. Do the math!

Buffy ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Volans - Sep 01, 2006 4:22:05 am PDT #1307 of 10000
move out and draw fire

Also, while I'm in FULL RANT MODE, WTF is up with your landlords breathing down your necks while you moved, vw? GOD. What possible justification could they have for that?

This. And glad you have GOT OUT! GOT OUT! GOT OUT!!!

baby showers in function halls

People do this??

break a bottle of champagne on the baby's head

This seems so much simpler and to the point. In fact, I'm thinking we should have done this...although some inadvertent baptism could happen.

My parent's church was a delayed-baptism thing, so I wasn't. But I wasn't dedicated either, first I've heard of such a thing. Gotta love the American Melting Pot - mix all the rituals from everybody's background together, then strain out the ones that don't involve gifts.

Speaking of rituals, the embassy Halloween meeting went about like I expected. The rest of the committee wants to set up tables in someone's yard and have the kids go table to table to get candy. I said, "We could do a haunted house in the yard! Actually, my back yard would be perfect for that."

Someone responded, "That sounds complicated, and it might be too scary. We don't want them to be scared."

Oh, right, Halloween. Wouldn't want anything scary.

September started here with a lovely breeze and lower temps and puffy clouds, and it's going to be so much better than August. I can tell.


Fred Pete - Sep 01, 2006 4:22:53 am PDT #1308 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

The East Coasters need a laugh to start the day.

Because September is starting out rainy, windy, and generally miserable here.


Daisy Jane - Sep 01, 2006 4:25:44 am PDT #1309 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Because September is starting out rainy, windy, and generally miserable here.

At least it's not August.


amych - Sep 01, 2006 4:27:41 am PDT #1310 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

DJ makes an excellent point. Also I'm working very hard to translate this:

rainy, windy, and generally miserable

into "cooler temps, a lovely breeze, and fluffy clouds", thankyouverymuch.


Sean K - Sep 01, 2006 4:32:37 am PDT #1311 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Someone responded, "That sounds complicated, and it might be too scary. We don't want them to be scared."

Oh, right, Halloween. Wouldn't want anything scary.

I really hate people sometimes.


SuziQ - Sep 01, 2006 4:35:06 am PDT #1312 of 10000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Timelies.

I want someone to build me a lovely scary haunted house. Scary = fun. WTF people.


Sean K - Sep 01, 2006 4:41:22 am PDT #1313 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Also? Happy September, everyone. May it be as kind as August was not.

Edit: Cool number


Connie Neil - Sep 01, 2006 4:53:11 am PDT #1314 of 10000
brillig

5th anniversary of 9/11. Election year. Why must two of my favorite shows be on Fox, where I have to see the commercials for Fox "News"? Time to learn to love the VCR and the fast-forward button.


lisah - Sep 01, 2006 5:09:27 am PDT #1315 of 10000
Punishingly Intricate

Regardless of the tradition of having a baptism, dedication or whatever, I don't get going to a party of someone who is not your friend.

I feel bad about August sucking so bad for so many people since it is my birth month. And my August was pretty good overall. My birthday weekend (and really the celebrations are still going on .. I am very spoiled) was crazy and fun. I am now making a list of things I want to do before I am 40 just so I can put a couple of things on it that I can already cross off. I love doing that with a list.

May September bring joy to all! So far it has brought me allergies!


Fred Pete - Sep 01, 2006 5:12:54 am PDT #1316 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

cooler temps, a lovely breeze, and fluffy clouds

I'll give you the first, as long as you're thinking of cooler daytime highs and not nighttime lows.