Like any of that's enough to fight the Dark Master. Bator.

Xander ,'Lessons'


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-t - May 06, 2019 9:14:04 am PDT #7067 of 7329
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That's very plausible. Since the show has started I have often remembered how GRRM once said that he was enjoying writing ASoIaF with no regard to how very expensive or impossible it would be to film it...


quester - May 06, 2019 3:37:00 pm PDT #7068 of 7329
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Such a disappointing episode. All that stressing over whether Rhegal survived, only to just dispose of him in 2 seconds! And why the he'll didn't Dany fly around the island and dracarys the hell out of them from the back?


DavidS - May 06, 2019 4:00:13 pm PDT #7069 of 7329
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Add to the list of stupidities: That scene with Bronn was completely pointless.

You're going to promise him a castle and kingdom because he's got a crossbow on you, but you're not going to send the guards after him immediately after he leaves the room?

And why would they be compelled to keep a promise given under threat of death?

I think it's all about Moments now. They had several seasons of well plotted out intrigue but now they are coasting into their Crowd Pleasing Payoff Moments. Brienne being knighted. Arya killing the Night King. Brienne and Jaime having sex. Presumably Dany going Dracarys on King's Landing. Cleganebowl.

Apparently when GRRM went over the story arc with D&D originally they had three Holy Shit plot twists. One was Shireen getting burned (which doesn't seem as HSQ as the Red Wedding, but maybe whatever), the second was Hodor's story, and the third twist has yet to be deployed. So I do expect we'll get at least one twist in the last couple episodes.


DavidS - May 06, 2019 5:34:44 pm PDT #7070 of 7329
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

From Reddit:

So Jaime knighted her, bedded her and left her the next day?

A one Knight stand.


Jon B. - May 06, 2019 6:29:19 pm PDT #7071 of 7329
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

and the third twist has yet to be deployed

Do we know for a fact that it's yet to be deployed, or could it have been something like Arya killing the Night King?


Jon B. - May 06, 2019 6:30:23 pm PDT #7072 of 7329
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Also, I've just been catching up and spotted this:

I have now achieved maximum nerd.

Remember when Jon B. went to theremin camp? You have now reached that level.

Hey!


Topic!Cindy - May 06, 2019 6:54:12 pm PDT #7073 of 7329
What is even happening?

I highly recommend the New Yorker's recapper. She's Cleo on TWoP-levels of funny.

I'm pretty sure Cleo never wrote for TWoP. She did those hilarious OMGWTF POLAR BEAR recaps on LiveJournal.

Do we know for a fact that it's yet to be deployed, or could it have been something like Arya killing the Night King?

I was wondering the same thing, Jon.

A one Knight stand.

Ha! I needed that laugh, Hec. Thanks for sharing.


Atropa - May 06, 2019 6:57:42 pm PDT #7074 of 7329
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

In addition to the other valid complaints about poor story decisions, I have one!

Tyrion appealed to Cersei's maternal instincts to save her unborn child; shouldn't have Crazyface Scenerygnawer Greyjoy gone "BUH? How did you know she's pregnant!!!" ? Because she only just told Crazyface that she's pregnant, right?


DavidS - May 06, 2019 8:11:49 pm PDT #7075 of 7329
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

or could it have been something like Arya killing the Night King?

Nope, because there is no Night King in the books. That was a D&D invention and they decided to have Arya have the killshot three years ago.

Tyrion appealed to Cersei's maternal instincts to save her unborn child; shouldn't have Crazyface Scenerygnawer Greyjoy gone "BUH? How did you know she's pregnant!!!" ? Because she only just told Crazyface that she's pregnant, right?

The point there is that Tyrion was informing Knockoff Jack Sparrow that he wasn't really the babydaddy. Sowing discord and whatnot.

I'm pretty sure Cleo never wrote for TWoP. She did those hilarious OMGWTF POLAR BEAR recaps on LiveJournal.

I am corrected!


DavidS - May 06, 2019 8:14:11 pm PDT #7076 of 7329
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Aside from the fact that Dany and her fleet did not spot an enemy armada on a clear day when they had air surveillance, can I just note how ridiculous it is that Euron hit a dragon's undulating neck three times from 300 feet away when they clearly could have never practiced on a moving target before? So noted.