Poor Vorenus.

Seriously! I was yelling at my tv, "Don't sit down and mope! Go find your kids NOW NOW NOW." but it would have probably been too late anyway.

I kept shouting, "Your boyfriend is going to come help you!" over and over, and lo and behold, he did.

"Your boyfriend is going to come help you!" over and over, and lo and behold, he did.

But not in time. so sad.

Well, he offered emotional support. And a super-badass killing scene.

God, they are so awesome. I would expire of fluttering if it were the Pullo-and-Vorenus show all the time.

I would expire of fluttering if it were the Pullo-and-Vorenus show all the time.

I'd be right there with you!

pulo-n-vorinus 4 eva!

theirloveissopure...

and so bloody!

But you totally have to watch Ian McShane, even as you hate him.

fwiw, I don't hate Al. I think he's quite a good bloke, all things considered.

And it's nice sometimes, when you're broke like me and you feel that your life is not working in some way, not to be again watching pretty people you envy get off, which of course sells a lot of soap to the hooples.

Therein lies the philosophy of British soaps. Our huddled masses like to watch proper actors who can act playing poor people with cellulite and dodgy hair and bad teeth having crappy things happen to them in crappy locations, rather than watch crappy actors from the Valley Of The Implausibly Gorgeous playing shiny airbrushed people with perfect skin and expensive haircuts having crappy things happen to them in expensive locations.

(Man, I remember being totally wrecked by an episode of Eastenders which was entirely a two-hander, with June Brown's 70-something year old Dot Cotten (the character is a chainsmoking busybody who works in a laundrette, a devout Christian whose husband was A Bad Lot, and whose son was an Even Worse Lot, but who has finally (after several decades) been wooed by and wed quite a nice bloke) wrestle with whether or not to assist her old friend Ethel (80-something, and very wee and frail, played by Gretchen Franklin) with committing suicide. It was absolutely heart breaking stuff, and not at all sappy. Just wrenching. Crap. And now I'm crying just remembering it. Argh.)

...well, and then there's Hollyoaks, which is a British Soap that wants to be an Australian soap and is full of pretty young people. (Australian soaps are sort of the middle place between US and UK soaps - still working class settings, but the people are prettier and younger, on the whole.)

I don't hate Al. I think he's quite a good bloke, all things considered.

All things considered, Al is a very decent human being who just happens to be capable of hard core violence when it's needed.