I'm jealous

Of what?

Dexter getting rehabilitated would be a good real-life end to his killing spree (insofar as this story coincides with RL at all) but it would be a bad end to the series. The story has taken care to make Dexter a character we can allow ourselves to like and cheer on. The whole point of this show is to make us root for the serial killer. If he ends up in prison, then he loses. That's a huge letdown; we want him to win. If he ends up ridding himself of his murderous urges and becoming a normal guy, it invalidates the whole premise, that Dexter is at heart a killer (as opposed to just somebody who decides to commit a lot of murders, but doesn't have that irresistible urge to do so). If he just goes on killing until he's 95, dying alone in a nursing home, whispering the truth to a priest with his last breath, well, that's really the preferable option, but storywise it's more whimper than bang.

Killing himself in graceful acceptance of defeat once he realizes the jig is up is another option, but why go out quietly? If he's caught and he has to choose between death and prison, we know he'll choose death. Why end his life by his own hand when he can make another hand do it? He's spent his life manipulating people, controlling events to his advantage, he should go out the same way: forcing the cops to shoot him.

Aw, hell. I feel a fanfic coming on.

I probably won't get to see Entourage Season Six for a while, Java. I thought I wrote that in my post, but I guess I just thought I wrote that in my post. I mean, I got spoiled a few times, but then I quit looking, cause, hey, it's Entourage, and doesn't really stand up to *all that* much scrutiny. Kind of like the pretty bubble you can't look at too closely before it pops. ION, Tim Goodman and I used to have an e-mail correspondence while "The Wire" was still on.I doubt he thinks about my end of it, though, unless he is stuck for a column and needs to pretend to be working feverishly over lunch. I remember he was surprised I mentioned that Jimmy McNulty is hot, but, duh, Jimmy McNulty is hot and doesn't wear that many clothes around his shithole apartment.No, that isn't *why* I watched it, although that is why it was hard to be as hard on Stringer Bell as my brain occasionally demanded. Wanting to sniff someone does dim your moral outrage at them. I don't think I wrote that to Goodman, but if I did, that's probably why the e-mails stopped.

probably won't get to see Entourage Season Six for a while

Aha. Maybe I can help. I'm watching it now, and it's quite enjoyable. I do like these boys. (I had one of those awful normal diagnostic tests that involves anesthesia this morning so I am forced! to stay home and hang out. Ditto yesterday.)

Are you watching Dexter, erika?

I will try to focus more on going over the season that aired but right now, I keep wanting to know where they are going. Have to whitefont: As a practical matter, what will happen to the kids? I'm guessing custody will automatically roll over to Dexter as the spouse. But, did R have a will? Do Fla. statutes provide for spousal custody in the case of intestate death of the sole natural parent? How will the parents who just took them to Disney World fit in? R made a point of saying that even though her ex was an ass, they were terrific grandparents. Are they going to send Cody and Astor off to live with the grandparents, but follow the "born in blood" theme with Dex (and perhaps Deb as sister) parenting the baby. What's his name? Anderson? Harrison? Maybe their out for the rehab option is that Dex is forced into therapy for Harrison and kind of goes through it himself, something like that. Deb knows about the bloody container, she'll draw the parallel also, there won't be any way for Dex to avoid therapy. end whitefont There was an excellent yuletide last year? year before? on the theme of the therapist/Dexter, in that Dex goes through with it, safely. It was terrific. In that, he rehabs, then Deb is shot and he's very alone.

I've seen parts of Dexter season 2, I think, but I haven't watched for a while. It's...intense.

You don't need to whitefont, Java. Erika knows the score of the thread.

Man, I've been skimming back and forth through Carnivale, and after Jonesey's final scene in season 2, I almost couldn't bring myself to even skim the rest (I'm having a Tim DeKay fit). It took me until White Collar to realize that Clayton Jones was the only reason I hung on to the show, and my goodness he was such a wonderful woobie. I still call BS on the final fate of Jonesy, no matter how happy it makes me.

I still have a lot of lingering disappointment over Carnivale S2, but I love me some Jonesey. Nothing will ever be quite as hot as he and Rita Sue.

Back a few days later. I finished Entourage Season 6 last night and it's gooooood. I don't know yet what their plans are for next year, if it's been picked up or not, but if it isn't, they can go out with their heads high. It's the best season yet. The boys quit being boys and all of them start being men. The cameoes in the last ep are great. I'm going to wait for erika to see this season before talking about it more, so, just, good work, Entourage. You did good.

I think they got picked up for two more seasons. (And that rumor about the feature film is circulating again. But those are always out there, so...)

ETA: Java, you could talk about it if you would like...early in the season, I was on spoilers like Dana Gordon in Cancun in '92. But I think I stopped trolling about the fourth or fifth one, that I might have a few surprises left. At the rate my spec script is becoming too long, I think I'm writing Entourage: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, right now, AIFG, baby.