Can the Maryann storyline end now? Please? And this is coming from a pretty big Michelle Forbes fangirl. Hating. It.

I don't quite know when or how it happened, but I am full on in love with Jason Stackhouse. Badass.

I think it was the first time he punched someone and said "don't talk bad about my sister"

Finally, my poor, poor Hoyt and Jessica. Her horror and the whole "It grew back." Awww. My heart is breaking for those two.

OMG, I know! SO hateful. But, I am confident that Hoyt will be a complete woobie and stand by her.

I have a request for the makeup people - if you are going to make their faces all pale, please allow the makeup to continue past their face/neck. It is really annoying to see the pale face and with darker shoulders. The only one it really worked on was Bill's maker, and I wonder if she is just naturally that pale.

Godrick = rockstar. Too bad he's a pocket vampire.

Godrick = rockstar. Too bad he's a pocket vampire.

I love that he's so wee. He's like a tiny ball of awesome and hotness! And I think it's really effective that everyone is so scared of this being who looks like a beautiful, baby faced teenager. How much did I love the throw away comment about being sad that he didn't meet Jesus, since he was around back then and all? So, so much.

Can the Maryann storyline end now? Please? And this is coming from a pretty big Michelle Forbes fangirl. Hating. It.

I just want the Maryann storyline to go somewhere. How many times do we have to see black eyes and violence and orgies before the writers realize that yes, we get it? I'm holding out hope mainly because I sense that this storyline is going to give Andy the opportunity to do something awesome and I am living for that day. I do enjoy those Bellefleurs.

How many times do we have to see black eyes and violence and orgies before the writers realize that yes, we get it?

For. realz.

The 'hunter's pie' scenes were so gratuitously gross, foreshadowed with a 900 lb shadow brush and so repetitive of the 'Maryann can make good people do bad, bad things...and she likes it' theme, that I got really turned off.

In the moment at the party when Eric was being his hottest, I murmured, "And the Buffistas go wild." I looked over at the bff, who had her hand up while she mouthed, "Me toooo."

I just want the Maryann storyline to go somewhere.

This. I'd at least like to know why Tara, and what she wants with Sam, cause it has to be more than just sacraficing him. I suspect when Sookie and the boys get home (speculation only - I'm pretty sure the major players will survive the Lukinator, though I do fear for Godric and/or Ed Quinn), that will jump start this thread and get it moving forward.

I'm sitting in the amen corner with you all. I am so tired of the MaryAnn. Please conclude this story. Please.

I thought it was interesting that she is trying to set up Sam though. Why can't we have a back story with the two of them and their falling out? I thought he knew what she was...but apparently not. So what happened between them?

Question: does MaryAnn know Sookie is special? She might try to get her heart next.

Let's see Jason to the rescue for that too...

Let's see Jason to the rescue for that too...

That could make it worth it. I shudder to think of what Jason would be like under Maryanne's influence, however, given that his default setting seems to be horndog.

Also, I just read the recaplet for this ep on TWoP, and Ed Quinn's character's name is Stan? Stan the vampire? Ooookay.

I shudder to think of what Jason would be like under Maryanne's influence

I think you have an answer to that:

He probably would be arrested for having wild sex with a tree.

I'm holding out hope mainly because I sense that this storyline is going to give Andy the opportunity to do something awesome and I am living for that day. I do enjoy those Bellefleurs.

yes, I wait anxiously. I didn't think that she was going to have them eat it, I thought that she was going to eat it. I would have liked it better if it had looked less like blood, so that it would have been less obvious to Tara and Eggs, or if they had shown some reluctance to its initial appearance.