Spike: I'm not a monster. Xander: Yes! You are a monster. Vampires are monsters! They make monster movies about them! Spike: Well, yeah. Got me there.

'Dirty Girls'


Boxed Set, Vol. III: "That Can't Be Good..."  

A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much any other "genre" show that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.

Whitefont all unaired in the U.S. ep discussion, identifying it as such, and including the show and ep title in blackfont.

Blackfont is allowed after the show has aired on the east coast.

This is NOT a general TV discussion thread.


CFerg - Sep 13, 2006 7:32:53 am PDT #1323 of 10001

I don't have a "teensy" head. I think in normal circles I have normal sized head. But among the bobbleheaded-lollipop-gang that is The Screen Actor's Guild, a normal sized melon is.... why am I even answering this....


§ ita § - Sep 13, 2006 7:36:55 am PDT #1324 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Fine. You have a perfectly normal sized head. Generic, even.

I tease because I love. I swear.

How tall is Joe Morton? Considering you're above average height for general humans, not to mention actors, I'm trying to work out if your cast leans tall. Fargo and Zoe are teensy, aren't they? Jo's not that big...and if memory serves Taggart's taller than 6', right?


Nutty - Sep 13, 2006 7:40:06 am PDT #1325 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Hey, Orlando Bloom can get by in Hollywood with a head the size of a grapefruit. Seriously. Have you see photos of him? Tiny-headed people can be successful actors too!

(But maybe only if they're slim, pretty, and English.)


§ ita § - Sep 13, 2006 7:51:04 am PDT #1326 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm not seeing the small-headedness.


Theodosia - Sep 13, 2006 7:52:55 am PDT #1327 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

The accent counts for a lot.


Jesse - Sep 13, 2006 8:08:56 am PDT #1328 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I tease because I love. I swear.

All of the rest of us have to tell ourselves this, too.


Nutty - Sep 13, 2006 8:22:54 am PDT #1329 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I'm not seeing the small-headedness.

Look at him in pictures surrounded by other actors. I saw one with the hobbit-actors, and they all had bigger heads than he did, despite his being a handspan taller than any of them.

Oh, now I can see it: ita on the red carpet, at some premiere, "Hey guy, can I measure your head? It is a thing. I have a tape measure right here! It will only take a second!"


Cashmere - Sep 13, 2006 8:24:07 am PDT #1330 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Dare I quote?

Willow: "My head feels big...is it big?"

Oz: "No, it's head-sized."

CFerg's head is head-sized.


sumi - Sep 13, 2006 8:24:14 am PDT #1331 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Nutty -- that's because the hobbits all had GIANT heads.


§ ita § - Sep 13, 2006 8:27:27 am PDT #1332 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

that's because the hobbits all had GIANT heads.

No shit.

He has a decent-sized head for his frame.