woops! This is what I get for posting an hour before dawn. I had something witty (if you believe that...) back there that made reference to J-Lo and Jo-Lu, but I was so groggy I thought I'd gotten it wrong and deleted it.

Must rewatch before further comment, but I will say this: loved the sorta restrained excitement in Carter when Allison drops the divorce-bomb, but that there was still genuine concern about the graveness of such a decision and how she was handling it. Sweet.

I don't have a "teensy" head. I think in normal circles I have normal sized head. But among the bobbleheaded-lollipop-gang that is The Screen Actor's Guild, a normal sized melon is.... why am I even answering this....

Fine. You have a perfectly normal sized head. Generic, even.

I tease because I love. I swear.

How tall is Joe Morton? Considering you're above average height for general humans, not to mention actors, I'm trying to work out if your cast leans tall. Fargo and Zoe are teensy, aren't they? Jo's not that big...and if memory serves Taggart's taller than 6', right?

Hey, Orlando Bloom can get by in Hollywood with a head the size of a grapefruit. Seriously. Have you see photos of him? Tiny-headed people can be successful actors too!

(But maybe only if they're slim, pretty, and English.)

I'm not seeing the small-headedness.

The accent counts for a lot.

I tease because I love. I swear.

All of the rest of us have to tell ourselves this, too.

I'm not seeing the small-headedness.

Look at him in pictures surrounded by other actors. I saw one with the hobbit-actors, and they all had bigger heads than he did, despite his being a handspan taller than any of them.

Oh, now I can see it: ita on the red carpet, at some premiere, "Hey guy, can I measure your head? It is a thing. I have a tape measure right here! It will only take a second!"

Dare I quote?

Willow: "My head feels big...is it big?"

Oz: "No, it's head-sized."

CFerg's head is head-sized.

Nutty -- that's because the hobbits all had GIANT heads.