In rough drafts, I use adverbs in bulk form. I buy those puppies at Costco. Kirkland Signature Brand Adverbs, all over my prose.

I try to get rid of at least 3/4 of them before I submit my work anywhere, though. Especially the "said thusly" ones. 45% of the time, they're unnecessary--telling something I've already shown through dialogue and context. 45% of the time, they're a sign I need to polish the dialogue a bit. And 10% of the time they work, and damn the rulebooks, I'm leaving them there.

I don't worry half so much about the ones that aren't attached to a "said."

An adverb is just a word. That's all it is. It's not the antichrist and it's not the second coming, either.

If I find three of them in the space of two sentences, I tend to find they're being used as a tell device, by a writer who is either unsure of their own abilities to show me by painting a scene, or by someone so damned cocksure and convinced of their own talent that they think they don't have to paint a scene.

I use them, rather a lot, in dialogue. Not attached to a said, but within a speech pattern, for specific characters. In Matty Groves, Charlotte Leight-Arnold, an eccentric and an endearing whackaloon with a scary amount of privilege, uses the word "truly" every third or fourth sentence. It's a Charlotte thing.

And Char is one of things my not inconsiderable network of beta readers loved the best about the novel.

They're like anything else - it's how and where you use them. Also, why you use them.

If I find three of them in the space of two sentences, I tend to find they're being used as a tell device, by a writer who is either unsure of their own abilities to show me by painting a scene, or by someone so damned cocksure and convinced of their own talent that they think they don't have to paint a scene.

To make a small divergence -- the show/tell comment reminded me -- my Dad has lent me The Da Vinci Code and Angels and Demons (I assure you, this is the correct thread for this post). He really really REALLY wants me to read them, because he loved them and wants to discuss them with me. Even though people whose opinion I respect have said that the books aren't that well-written, nor are they All That, I took them.

I started Angels and Demons tonight.

Sweet Italian Jesus. Four pages in, and he's already using paragraphs to describe Our Hero, rather than letting the reader figure it out by how Our Hero acts.

I've made it to page 6 so far, where I found this sentence, and I quote (Our Fair Hero has received a Fax with Shocking News): "Instantly the breath went out of him. It was like he had been hit by a truck."

I swear to you I'm not making that up.

How does crap writing like that make the bloody best-seller list? HOW?!?

Also, I have no idea how I'm going to get through 2 books of such dreck just to please my dad. I wonder if there are Cliff's Notes....

How does crap writing like that make the bloody best-seller list? HOW?!?

(kissing Teppy repeatedly)

I couldn't get past page 15 or so of DVC. Haven't even tried A&D. I give up.

Me neither.

I think the books are the written versions of Muzak or the kind of paintings they sell in Malls. if you care about the art form, it is painful to listen to or look at--but if you don't, the actual flaws of the piece are exactly what appeals to you.

I almost see them as the mirror image of the Left Behind books. It's all about confirming a suspected or cherished belief system. Literary merit or even basic fictional craft are barely relevant, if at all.

I think the books are the written versions of Muzak or the kind of paintings they sell in Malls.

Oh. my. gawd.

I loves me some Robin.

Dan Brown is Thomas Kinkaid!

I heard two women (who loved DVC) discussing it at work. They both thought it was like a cool puzzle, with a bonus art and a romance. The clues are so obvious, they could be ahead of the writer. It made them feel SMART--where, for example, a beautifully written fictional or deeply researched non-fiction book would be hard for them to get through and likely make them feel the opposite.

Robin, I'm betting they both backed away from Umberto Eco's Name of the Rose like it had plague sores on it.

I am not going to get any solid work done for at least another week. This is driving me bonkers. I want these floors done and my life back.

When The DaVinci Code was first really popular, a whole lot of people were telling me that I'd love it, so I went to Barnes and Noble to get a copy. They were sold out, but they had a "If you liked The DaVinci Code, you'll like..." table set up, and I ended up buying a few books from there. I loved all of those. Hated DaVinci Code, when I finally did read it.