OK, it's official - ita owns the 'fruit' category.
Thirded. ita is Queen of the Fruits.
Mal ,'Safe'
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OK, it's official - ita owns the 'fruit' category.
Thirded. ita is Queen of the Fruits.
This one's about bananas...more philosophic than porny, though.
There is always one banana that doesn’t get eaten. Always. No matter how many or few we buy, there’s usually one. Sometimes mom makes her fake-it banana bread but even without a recipe you need more than one lone banana, usually three, though she’s mixed it with two before. It starts out like the others but maybe something bruised it. It has weird spots or maybe it smells overwhelmingly. But somehow it’s hard to toss, because this was the week we were gonna eat all of them, and we don’t want to let that go, even if we like the taste of slightly green bananas the best. Sometimes in life, I think I’m the lone banana.
Does this mean erika needs to be peeled?
There will be NO PEELING OF MY INTERNET WIFE.
Ahem.
giggle...that was more like the watermelon one, I think. The banana one is about being found appealing, I think.
Does that mean we can't peel you? t pout
Does that mean we can't peel you?
You may not.
Nor may you put her in a KitchenAid and make bread out of her.
Well, the wife gets first shot at it. Or maybe The Husband, which would shock the crap out of him, as I believe we said exactly two words.
The Husband would say, whatever you'd like, honey.
He's been trained.
Cool! I like the older ones cause they're broken in already.:)