Dragnet parody called Mathnet (with Sergeant Monday) where the detectives would have to use different math skills to solve the crimes. (And it was usually something interesting, like breaking a code, not just arithmetic.)

And Kate Friday! I think that's where I learned about the Fibonacci sequence. And that's definitely where I learned that all area codes (until they ran out) had a 0 or 1 in the middle.

I love Square One! And Sesame Street! But P-C, the Bloodhound Gang was on 3-2-1-CONTACT! (which I also loved).

Ehm.

The Electric Company caused me childhood trauma. Seriously. Some rocket surgeon writer over there decided it would be a great idea to retell the famous fairytale...I think it's "Bluebeard's Wife"? The one where the guy gives his wife keys to the house and says to go into any room except one, and when she finally succumbs to curiousity, she discovers the mangled dead bodies of all his former wives who looked in that room? Yeah. That one.

Well to their credit, they didn't have the mangled dead wives. However, they did have something--which my three-year-old brain registered as a hideous crazy monster beast head thing--pop through the door and chase the wife out of the house.

I kid you not. I saw this when I was three, and I still get the heebie jeebies thinking about it. If I saw it now, I would probably realize it wasn't all that bad, but it was very intense for a toddler.

However, I am totally with Deb et al in the hatred of most of the new kids' tv shows:

Where in sweet fuck are they coming up with the ideas for these things?!?

is the best possible way of describing my feelings about them, too. Has anyone else made the mistake of poking their heads into what's on in the afternoon for cartoons for older kids? Dear god. Twisted.And.Fucking.Scary.

In older thread news, I'm glad my drabble made you smile! Also, Deb? You are right on in your characterization of the narrator.

I love Square One! And Sesame Street! But P-C, the Bloodhound Gang was on 3-2-1-CONTACT! (which I also loved).

Oh duh. Cause it was also in the magazine, until they replaced it with something far inferior, whatever it was.

Mathnet also appeals to grownups. Though I was too busy looking for the UST between the two detectives. I'm a sick, sick woman. Fibonacci sequence, yeah. Which I never did see the point of. How sad is that, that a grade school TV show had math toughter than I could grok.

Cause it was also in the magazine, until they replaced it with something far inferior, whatever it was.

They replaced it with that time travel thing. I don't remember what it was called. The main characters were named Jenny and Sean, and their time-travel thing was never described as anything other than "the tachyon device." Time Team? Something like that? They met Da Vinci once.

You know, I could really use the brain space storing that information for much more useful purposes.

The main characters were named Jenny and Sean, and their time-travel thing was never described as anything other than "the tachyon device." Time Team? Something like that? They met Da Vinci once.

Oh!! I take it back. I loved that shit.

It was a math show, for elementary school kids, in the mid to late eighties, and maybe early nineties. They'd have music segments, and some other little things, and an ongoing Dragnet parody called Mathnet (with Sergeant Monday) where the detectives would have to use different math skills to solve the crimes. (And it was usually something interesting, like breaking a code, not just arithmetic.)

Speaking of crazy coincidences... You too can download parts of old Mathnet episodes!

George Frankly! Aww. Love him.

Katie, you just got back all your cool cred.

Woo hoo!

Hell, even I loved Mathnet. I didn't believe any of it, mind you, but I adored the writing and the satire.