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Alibelle - Jan 21, 2003 9:16:14 pm PST #455 of 10001

Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

Would anyone like to read the poem I just wrote for my poetry class? You don't need to critique it if you don't want to. It just entertained me.

Luggage

Listen: "Please control your baggage," says sec
urity. But it's not so easy to command these things-
good baggage takes time to acquire, and
great baggage takes effort to master.
A lot of people pay very large amounts to do just that.
Green ripstop nylon; neglect. It isn't always
easy to control.

Connie Neil - Jan 21, 2003 11:46:15 pm PST #456 of 10001

brillig

I like it. It's always fun to riff off commonplace things like that. "Control your baggage." Yeah, easy for you to say. I've spent years working on this mental baggage.

Alibelle - Jan 21, 2003 11:48:26 pm PST #457 of 10001

Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

Thanks, Connie! They said that as I was getting off the plane last week, and it just sent me into giggles.

Connie Neil - Jan 22, 2003 12:01:17 am PST #458 of 10001

brillig

And then they give you funny looks like you're the crazy one. Silly people.

Alibelle - Jan 22, 2003 12:05:23 am PST #459 of 10001

Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

"I'm not crazy. I just have a finely honed sense of irony."

Connie Neil - Jan 22, 2003 12:07:44 am PST #460 of 10001

brillig

"Shouldn't take irons on the plane, ma'am."

Rebecca Lizard - Jan 22, 2003 12:14:51 am PST #461 of 10001

You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Bwah!

Alibelle - Jan 22, 2003 12:20:59 am PST #462 of 10001

Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

"But it's not literally sharp! Metaphorically piercing wit!"

Connie Neil - Jan 22, 2003 12:33:30 am PST #463 of 10001

brillig

"Shouldn't take it on the plane. Wouldn't be prudent."

Alibelle - Jan 22, 2003 12:35:47 am PST #464 of 10001

Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

"Prudent? Next thing you know, you're going to make me hand over my tweezers! Like good grooming should ever be disregarded! You should be ashamed of yourself."

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