"I'm not crazy. I just have a finely honed sense of irony."
Or maybe you could just be Buffy, he'll see your amazing heart, and he'll fall in love with you.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
The Great Write Way
A place for Buffistas to discuss, beta and otherwise deal and dish on their non-fan fiction projects.
Alibelle - Jan 22, 2003 12:05:23 am PST #459 of 10001
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
Connie Neil - Jan 22, 2003 12:07:44 am PST #460 of 10001
brillig
"Shouldn't take irons on the plane, ma'am."
Rebecca Lizard - Jan 22, 2003 12:14:51 am PST #461 of 10001
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Bwah!
Alibelle - Jan 22, 2003 12:20:59 am PST #462 of 10001
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
"But it's not literally sharp! Metaphorically piercing wit!"
Connie Neil - Jan 22, 2003 12:33:30 am PST #463 of 10001
brillig
"Shouldn't take it on the plane. Wouldn't be prudent."
Alibelle - Jan 22, 2003 12:35:47 am PST #464 of 10001
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
"Prudent? Next thing you know, you're going to make me hand over my tweezers! Like good grooming should ever be disregarded! You should be ashamed of yourself."
Connie Neil - Jan 22, 2003 12:51:35 pm PST #465 of 10001
brillig
Of course you need to hand over your tweezers, you might stage a vicious eyebrow plucking at 30,000 feet.
Betsy HP - Jan 22, 2003 7:09:26 pm PST #466 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Yeah. Back when they were confiscating eyelash curlers (really), I was thinking "Step back! Or I'll give this stewardess a makeover she'll never forget!"
Alibelle - Jan 22, 2003 7:17:42 pm PST #467 of 10001
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
I'm really irritated that they confiscate nail clippers. I can do much more damage with one of the four fire extinguishers that are already aboard the plane.
So... writing...
Air security
Is a very scary thing
Though funny at times
Betsy HP - Jan 22, 2003 7:18:06 pm PST #468 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
You can keep your nail clippers now. Whee!