Right, what's a little sweater sniffing between sworn enemies?

Riley ,'Sleeper'


Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Sep 22, 2006 2:46:27 pm PDT #9735 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

OK, the sirens have been off for a while and the wind's died down....

Tornado Warning for... central Cook County in northeast Illinois

until 645 PM CDT

at 608 PM... Doppler radar indicated strong rotation in a severe thunderstorm near near Western Springs... moving east at 45 mph.

The tornado is will be near... Riverside... Brookfield... North Riverside and Lyons by 615 PM Berwyn... Cicero... Oak Park... Stickney and Forest View by 620 PM Douglas Park and Humboldt Park by 625 PM Lincoln Park and downtown Chicago by 630 PM

Go to the basement and seek shelter under The Stairs or under a heavy piece of furniture. In high rise buildings... move to interior closets... hallways... bathrooms or stairways. Stay away from windows.

Dunno if the rotating air mass thingie actually turned into a tornado or not...

eta: Wacky tornadic x-post.


§ ita § - Sep 22, 2006 2:46:37 pm PDT #9736 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't understand people.

"You sent me email?"

Uhh, yeah. Also, I just called you about that email an hour ago.

Today has been a day of major inbox obtusiveness.

And also of migraines. I'm going home.


ChiKat - Sep 22, 2006 2:49:35 pm PDT #9737 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

We've now been downgraded to Tornado Watch:

TORNADO WATCH 791 REMAINS VALID UNTIL 11 PM CDT THIS EVENING FOR THE FOLLOWING AREAS

IN ILLINOIS THIS WATCH INCLUDES 10 COUNTIES

IN CENTRAL ILLINOIS

LIVINGSTON

IN EAST CENTRAL ILLINOIS

FORD IROQUOIS

IN NORTH CENTRAL ILLINOIS

LA SALLE

IN NORTHEAST ILLINOIS

COOK DUPAGE GRUNDY KANKAKEE KENDALL WILL

THIS INCLUDES THE CITIES OF... CHICAGO...JOLIET...KANKAKEE... MORRIS...OSWEGO...OTTAWA...PIPER CITY...PONTIAC AND WATSEKA.


Jesse - Sep 22, 2006 2:51:29 pm PDT #9738 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

STAY IN THE BASEMENT, PEOPLE!!!!


tommyrot - Sep 22, 2006 2:53:02 pm PDT #9739 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think my building counts as a high-rise, so I can hide in the closet instead of the basement.

Anyway, it's all quiet at the moment.


ChiKat - Sep 22, 2006 3:00:38 pm PDT #9740 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I'm still at work and the clouds are clearing up downtown. The last bits of sun for the evening are poking through.


Jesse - Sep 22, 2006 3:16:21 pm PDT #9741 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

So, I'm watching Criminal Minds from whenever, and it's weird, after watching Dead Like Me all summer, to see Mandy Patinkin talking about Rules and the following thereof.


DavidS - Sep 22, 2006 4:28:06 pm PDT #9742 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

In my head we are like long lost cousins now.

Having met you both I can vouch that you have extremely compatible...uh, energy. t /woo woo


DavidS - Sep 22, 2006 4:28:59 pm PDT #9743 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

OMG, St. Ignatius is playing Sacred Heart Cathedral in prep football across the street at Kezar Stadium and it sounds like the Christians have been thrown to the lions.


Kalshane - Sep 22, 2006 4:31:20 pm PDT #9744 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Oy. Glad there were no actual tornados. One of our sys admins called in to ask how things were going on at our corporate office. I told him I had no clue, since I wasn't there, but considering I was still RDPed into a PC down there and accessing several servers, it was a pretty safe bet the building was still in one piece.

ION, straw, camel, broken back, get me the fuck out of this place. I got my paycheck today. They dropped my payrate to the exact amount needed to where working 45 hours a week, with overtime, equals what I was getting paid weekly in salary for 40 hours of work. I called my boss to express my outrage and he informed me the CIO has stated he feels 45 hours of work is standard for IT.

I am pissed beyond all reason.