Dude...have got to acquire taste for cocaine. Of course the kind I could buy is "downscale" crack, that you actually get really arrested for. Not like(cough) awarded elections.
Spike: You pissed in the Big Man's Chair? That's fantastic! Gunn: Spike, can you please turn off that warm fuzzy? Spike: What, the Lorne thing? Worn off. I just think that's bloody fabulous.
'Life of the Party'
Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
erikaj - Sep 20, 2006 11:28:34 am PDT #9308 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Trudy Booth - Sep 20, 2006 11:29:56 am PDT #9309 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
CRANKY, RANTY, and SMARTY may all get exemptions... but PORNY really should go without saying.
tommyrot - Sep 20, 2006 11:36:07 am PDT #9310 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
McSeeeney's RIAA parody letter: [link]
If you would prefer not to be stripped of your home and dignity, please send us $3,750 in the return envelope. If your toddler has been named in this lawsuit, explain to them that the fruits of their labor as an adult will go to pay a debt that will ultimately lead to their death at a young age due to their inability to afford medical insurance. Toddlers never understand that, but they'll get the point if you make them cry. If your household pet has been named in this lawsuit, it will be euthanized. If you are a 13-year-old girl, do not expect that the bad publicity in the past has made us hesitant to sue little girls—it has only made us hate you even more. If you, your household pet, or your toddler did not commit any of the acts above, then we will sue you and ruin your life forever for lying. Then we will sue you again, because it's not about the money anymore. It's about revenge.
ChiKat - Sep 20, 2006 12:03:12 pm PDT #9311 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
you google my first and last names, you get 12 million hits
Jealous of Vortex's anonymity
Mine gets 16.6 million hits (17.5 if you add in my middle initial). I have a verra common name.
esse - Sep 20, 2006 12:04:04 pm PDT #9312 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
you can't google SA at all. which is just fantastic.
tommyrot - Sep 20, 2006 12:05:15 pm PDT #9313 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
HELLRAISER Keith Richards says he has finally given up drugs — because they don’t give him Satisfaction any more.
The Rolling Stones guitarist complained dealers and chemists have reduced the power of his favourite narcotics.
And he doesn’t like modern drugs like ecstasy because they “mess with the brain”. Former heroin addict Keith, 62, moaned: “I really think the quality’s gone down.
“All they do is try and take the high out of everything.
“I don’t like the way they’re working on the brain area instead of just through the blood system.
“That’s why I don’t take any of them any more.
“And you’re talking to a person who knows his drugs.”
erikaj - Sep 20, 2006 12:06:13 pm PDT #9314 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
I get me and my evil twin, the humorless atheist. Which is so very "Sliding Doors" if you feel me.
Jesse - Sep 20, 2006 12:07:07 pm PDT #9315 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'm totally googling all of you people now. I feel like I know a surprising number of people's full names, off-hand.
Topic!Cindy - Sep 20, 2006 12:07:42 pm PDT #9316 of 10001
What is even happening?
And he doesn’t like modern drugs like ecstasy because they “mess with the brain”.Yes, and he shouldn't risk that.
Topic!Cindy - Sep 20, 2006 12:09:47 pm PDT #9317 of 10001
What is even happening?
The only google of my name that used to give me was if you combined it with "ranty pants," because I once told the school committee I was wearing them. It's gone from google now, though.