Gee, between Leif and Bradley, the buffista women are getting a lot of random star action!

I was going to say there's nothing random about the action, but then I realised you might mean the stars. But I submit they're not too random either--good choices both. Now, having Cuba Gooding Junior wink at you--that's fucking random. And not in any good way.

And that's even before you get to Carrot Top.

HA!!!

Well, fuck. Fay's teaching in Bangkok, isn't she?

ObPirates: My co-workers and I today -- [link] Please try to ignore how my wardrobe selection makes me look like I'm hiding a Yugo under my shirt.

There's also a Flickr group for Talk Like A Pirate Day: [link] , where you will, in fact, note that my office's picture is.

Yarr.

Sooooo, does that mean you are planning a military coup right now?

Most polite and yet forceful military coup evAR!

And that's even before you get to Carrot Top.

Damn, Lee beat me to it.

Thanks for the earworm, Vortex.

Sorry. If it makes you feel any better, I have it too.

Isn't it now bon's cue to appear?

I was really going to ignore you guys. As you all know perfectly well, no buffista has been hit on by Carrot Top, to my knowledge. I DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT PERSON, you wenches.

And all is right with the world.

Now someone has to post an undescribed link to that very scary picture of CT. [link]