Perhaps you and your sisters should have a talk about the Former Pin-Up Poster Boy exception to that rule?
I told them if it had been Shaun Cassidy they'd have had a fight on their hands.
Seriously though, what's the dangerous part about drunkenly going home with a stranger REALLY? Disappearing off the face of the earth, that's what. If I hadn't have shown up in a day or two they'd have TOTALLY known where to look. Bitches...
Happy Birthday Erika! I hope you too get to make out with a former
Tiger Beat
cover boy!
It is true, JZ, that my birthday life is much like my romantic life...way more sweet than crazy or exciting.
Not that sweet is bad, mind you.
But I never have an urge for a vanilla cake, you know?
Trudy! Leif frigging Garrett. And you're just telling us now? Harumph.
So this Leif Garrett guy is famous?
So this Leif Garrett guy is famous?
::cries and cries::
::clutches her ancient copies of Tiger Beat to her chest::
I've been busy, Cindy!
Erika, I wish you a Stamos, Cassidy, or long-haired pretty of your choice...