Oh, I wish those council guys would let me have an hour alone in the room with her, if I was larger and had grenades.

Willow ,'Storyteller'


Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Aug 04, 2006 1:09:47 pm PDT #848 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I would say it's the whole shebang

Triple decked, with bacon--any further away from the ur-club than this, and it can no longer be considered a variant.


Aims - Aug 04, 2006 1:10:08 pm PDT #849 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

OH! AIMEE! Thanks to you, on Monday I will with any luck be buying my exact size in pants off eBay. Good times.

Anything for the advancement of good fashion.


-t - Aug 04, 2006 1:10:14 pm PDT #850 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

we would have been born with the appropriate condiments in our hands.

That is not a sandwich I want to eat.

Just, no.

Unrelatedly, when I put leftover corned beef and boiled cabbage on light rye, I'm not accidentally making a Reuben, right?


Emily - Aug 04, 2006 1:10:26 pm PDT #851 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Full bottle, Lee. Also, I've just offered to make dinner, so see what you think of my email. It's one of my three meals (four if you include microwave burritos).


Sean K - Aug 04, 2006 1:12:10 pm PDT #852 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Triple decked, with bacon--any further away from the ur-club than this, and it can no longer be considered a variant.

I've seen more than one "club" that was not triple-decker, though I myself sneer at the idea that this can still be called a club.


§ ita § - Aug 04, 2006 1:13:25 pm PDT #853 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I've seen more than one "club" that was not triple-decker

What were its other characteristics?

Also, where were they served, so I can go by and purify the premises?


Polter-Cow - Aug 04, 2006 1:15:27 pm PDT #854 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I had no idea a club sandwich was supposed to be triple-decker. I didn't even realize turkey was required. I thought the only key was bacon. I mean, I don't eat bacon, so I have no experience with any sort of clubs.


§ ita § - Aug 04, 2006 1:16:37 pm PDT #855 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I thought the only key was bacon.

But that'd make the BLT a club. Proto-apocalyptic, that.


Sean K - Aug 04, 2006 1:16:48 pm PDT #856 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

What were its other characteristics?

I've seen one that was grilled with ham, turkey and bacon, plus lettuce, tomato and mayo, but as I said only a normal double-decker sandwich. Wherever that place was, the brain cells assigned to that memory went on walkabout.

And I think Denny's has a grilled chicken "club" that's grilled chicken, bacon, lettuce, tomato and mayo. Feel free to purify any and all Denny's you run across.


Polter-Cow - Aug 04, 2006 1:19:44 pm PDT #857 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

But that'd make the BLT a club. Proto-apocalyptic, that.

Well, I meant that the key was the addition of bacon, the core sandwich being of another meat. And until recently, I didn't even know that a BLT was actually just bacon, lettuce, and tomato...because bacon didn't seem like it would make a good sandwich core. But I cooked up some turkey bacon and put it on some bread with mayo and lettuce, and it was indeed tasty.

And I think Denny's has a grilled chicken "club" that's grilled chicken, bacon, lettuce, tomato and mayo.

This is the sort of thing that has contributed to my miseducation.