If human beings were meant to know, we would have been born with the appropriate condiments in our hands.
If there is any chance at all of my giving birth to something holding a handful of sauerkraut, I'm giving up on this whole breeding thing right now.
OH! AIMEE! Thanks to you, on Monday I will with any luck be buying my exact size in pants off eBay. Good times.
Sure, there's plenty of passages one can cite to say that this or that is the One True Rueben, but who wrote that passage? And in what context?
And should we interpret the passage literally? Perhaps "sauerkraut" is simply a metaphor for the eternal struggle between cabbage and lettuce, thus making the Reuben a representation of vegetable strife for years of yore and years to come.
this is even before we consider the Swiss cheese.
Oh, yes. But it's more possible to camouflage the Swiss cheese--it's the rare cheese that isn't better melted. There's nothing you can do for cabbages. Even sharing a crisper with a cabbage is grounds for, if not damnation, limbo.
I have to stop at safeway anyway, so I can get more if I am out.
You can get Fernet there, I'll bet. IJS.
I would say it's the whole shebang
Triple decked, with bacon--any further away from the ur-club than this, and it can no longer be considered a variant.
OH! AIMEE! Thanks to you, on Monday I will with any luck be buying my exact size in pants off eBay. Good times.
Anything for the advancement of good fashion.
we would have been born with the appropriate condiments in our hands.
That is not a sandwich I want to eat.
Just, no.
Unrelatedly, when I put leftover corned beef and boiled cabbage on light rye, I'm not accidentally making a Reuben, right?
Full bottle, Lee. Also, I've just offered to make dinner, so see what you think of my email. It's one of my three meals (four if you include microwave burritos).