Cordelia: I get it now. You're all spies. Probably all Russian. And you've brainwashed me, and want me to believe we're friends so I'll spill the beans about some nano-technology thingy that you want. Gunn: So I look Russian to you? Cordelia: Black Russian. Angel: That's a drink.

'Hell Bound'


Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


esse - Sep 15, 2006 7:04:13 am PDT #8217 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Those who have already flown - can we take iPods on the plane?

Yes. I took my ipod, camera, pda, 2 laptops and 2 hard drives as carry-ons for both my domestic and international flights without problem.


ChiKat - Sep 15, 2006 7:08:48 am PDT #8218 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Marie Michel's fifth child was one for the record books. Michel gave birth to a 14-pound, 13-ounce boy Tuesday at William W. Backus Hospital.

A friend of mine in college had a 14 pound, I don't remember how many ounce baby. She looked 12 months pregnant at 6 months. They ended up scheduling a c-section 2 weeks before her due date. She was about 5'5" and her husband was about 5'9". Neither of them big people.

I saw Sammy, the baby, the afternoon he was born. He looked like a toddler next to the other newborns in the hospital nursery.


tommyrot - Sep 15, 2006 7:11:15 am PDT #8219 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The Tears of a Panda

What happens when a zoo animal gets depressed?

A sleep-deprived panda inadvertently crushed her newborn cub to death at a zoo in China last week. "Pandas who lose their young tend to be depressed for a month or so," said a zoo official. "Yaya appeared to be so sad when she couldn't find her baby. … Tears could be seen in her eyes." What happens when a zoo animal gets depressed?

It gets special treats or psychiatric treatment. Keepers can tell something's wrong when an animal becomes lethargic and unresponsive or stops eating its food. Other warning signs include excessive grooming (like picking fur or plucking feathers), rocking in place, and pacing in circles. Zoo employees must first rule out physical ailments that could cause similar symptoms. An animal with an ulcer or a broken finger, for example, might mope around in the corner because it's in pain. A skin condition might elicit a grooming response that looks something like OCD.

A sad-sack animal can sometimes be coaxed out of a funk with "enrichment items" like toys and special foods. The pandas at the National Zoo get "fruitsicles"—apple-juice-flavored ices with embedded pieces of fruit. A blue period may also pass on its own, given enough time.

Some zoo veterinarians prescribe antidepressants as a last resort. Last year, the Toledo Zoo admitted that it had been running an extensive psychiatric program: One gorilla took Prozac for anxiety that seemed to be associated with her menstrual cycle, zebras and wildebeests were given the antipsychotic Haldol to relax in a new environment, and an agitated tiger was dosed with Valium.

I need to find a doctor and say, "Dude. I am so feeling like an agitated tiger today."


Sean K - Sep 15, 2006 7:19:11 am PDT #8220 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

E.coli dies when you cook it, though.

Yeah, but we like to eat freash spinach raw, though. I like it better than iceberg in either salads or as a dressing for sandwiches and burgers.


Strega - Sep 15, 2006 7:22:30 am PDT #8221 of 10001

Ooo, my very own local nutcase.

A substitute teacher was charged with disorderly conduct Monday after she allegedly lashed out at a group of Gaithersburg high school students for using words in Arabic while practicing a commemorative speech to mark the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks.

Montgomery County police say Carol J. McVey, 49, began screaming at the group of Gaithersburg High School students and one of their teachers for saying "assalamu alaikum" -- a greeting that means peace be with you -- while they rehearsed the speech in a classroom.

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Fred Pete - Sep 15, 2006 7:23:47 am PDT #8222 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

E.coli dies when you cook it, though.

But then you have cooked spinach. Which some of us consider inedible.


sumi - Sep 15, 2006 7:24:13 am PDT #8223 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Omg, that's the high school I went to before my family moved to Illinois.

Strega -- did you go there too?


Sue - Sep 15, 2006 7:25:23 am PDT #8224 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Well yeah, the bags say pre-washed! What's the point of buying pre-washed greens if you're just going to have to wash them again?

What she said.

I DO NOT WANT TO WORK!

And what she said.

I am horribly tired today, but nobody's said that, so I have to say it for myself.


Aims - Sep 15, 2006 7:25:54 am PDT #8225 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Montgomery County police say Carol J. McVey, 49, began screaming at the group of Gaithersburg High School students and one of their teachers for saying "assalamu alaikum" -- a greeting that means peace be with you -- while they rehearsed the speech in a classroom.

Seriously - people with my maiden name need to stop being nutjobs. Unless they are directly related to me.


sumi - Sep 15, 2006 7:27:43 am PDT #8226 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

When you say "cooked spinach" I think gomae which is totally yummy.