Book: Afraid I might be needing a preacher. Mal: That's good. You lie there and be ironical.

'Safe'


Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Sep 12, 2006 7:30:54 am PDT #7516 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Want to move commas around in my document? Or defend noun-verb agreement?


bon bon - Sep 12, 2006 7:31:50 am PDT #7517 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

That would be awesome. Want to figure out Ohio's former employer liability for intentional torts scheme?


§ ita § - Sep 12, 2006 7:32:23 am PDT #7518 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Intentional torts? That might pose a problem.


Jesse - Sep 12, 2006 7:35:14 am PDT #7519 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I can't do shit, either. I am in my most un-favorite position of having to figure out what to do next. How's nothing? That work?


Sue - Sep 12, 2006 7:35:50 am PDT #7520 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Gawd, people, I cannot seem to start working today. It's noon-thirty and I haven't done a goddamn thing!

AND, it's only Tuesday!


Sophia Brooks - Sep 12, 2006 7:35:51 am PDT #7521 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I am having the same problem bon bon.


sarameg - Sep 12, 2006 7:36:07 am PDT #7522 of 10001

I've done something. Not much, but something.

And I should be getting a new flatscreen anytime now. Whee! No more psycho fuzz monitor!


tommyrot - Sep 12, 2006 7:38:00 am PDT #7523 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

am in my most un-favorite position of having to figure out what to do next.

I'm supposed to fix something. But I don't wanna. Because it requires me to Look At Stuff, and also Comprehend stuff, and Maintain Stuff in my short term memory.

Way too much work.


Polter-Cow - Sep 12, 2006 7:39:34 am PDT #7524 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

P-C, how are things going with the family?

Hey, Fred. Things are going pretty smoothly lately, actually. It's fucking weird.

Thanks for the birthday wishes!

Also, the Audrey Hepburn commercial freaked me out.


§ ita § - Sep 12, 2006 7:40:31 am PDT #7525 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

For the record, I subscribe to Oxford commas. My manager does not, but she can never find them all at the same time. Also, she doesn't like commas positioned for pacing purposes.

Hrrmph. I'm not wrong. I'm just different.