Guess who just experienced a rain of cans and sprayed her cat and her entire kitchen with sugar free ginger ale?
Ayep.
The cat will recover eventually. And I now know diet ginger ale makes a good cleaning liquid.
Going to try again at making dinner.
It's simple. I slap 'em around a bit, torture 'em, make their lives hell...Sure, the nice guys'll run away,but every now and then you'll find a prince like Spike who gets off on it.
Buffy ,'Get It Done'
Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Sep 11, 2006 1:25:10 pm PDT #7426 of 10001
§ ita § - Sep 11, 2006 1:41:54 pm PDT #7427 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Now visions of ita looking like Elaine dancing while sleeping
It's probably like that, if I extrapolate from the noises I make when I hit stuff, and the friend I had who jerked a lot too (he was all martial arts all the time, which made me wonder lightly if increasing my training had a relevance)
Cashmere - Sep 11, 2006 2:01:36 pm PDT #7428 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
I just posted my first item on craigslist. I feel...different somehow.
§ ita § - Sep 11, 2006 2:13:45 pm PDT #7429 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Craiglist gave me feelings of abandonment. I don't <3 them anymore, despite having gotten my current apartment off them.
Allyson - Sep 11, 2006 2:41:14 pm PDT #7430 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
If anyone can find me an apartment in a decent neighborhood for $800, I'll be foreveh grateful.
My ceiling is leaking again, and I just cant take it anymore.
ChiKat - Sep 11, 2006 2:42:58 pm PDT #7431 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Are you willing to move to Chicago? If so, I can find you a place.
Unsnarkily, your landlord should be hung by his toenails and be forced to watch Punky Brewster episodes.
Allyson - Sep 11, 2006 2:45:07 pm PDT #7432 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Sure, I'd move to Chicago, but then I'd need a job as well. Too hard.
juliana - Sep 11, 2006 2:46:05 pm PDT #7433 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
I don't know LA neighborhoods, but: [link]
Jesse - Sep 11, 2006 2:46:52 pm PDT #7434 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Shrift did it! Does she have a job? I think so.
I was really impressed with my thriftiness at Trader Joe's just now, but I double-checked my receipt, and only paid for six of my eight items. Oops.
Cashmere - Sep 11, 2006 2:47:38 pm PDT #7435 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
If you wanted to switch nerd preserves and nanny actuaries, I could find you a nice apartment here in town for that amount and Ruby could have her own room.
But I suspect some talented LAista with some wicked real estate skillz will find you something on craigslist. You definitely need a new place and your landlord needs to get the oranges-in-the-sock treatment.