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'Objects In Space'


Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Sep 11, 2006 2:13:45 pm PDT #7429 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Craiglist gave me feelings of abandonment. I don't <3 them anymore, despite having gotten my current apartment off them.


Allyson - Sep 11, 2006 2:41:14 pm PDT #7430 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

If anyone can find me an apartment in a decent neighborhood for $800, I'll be foreveh grateful.

My ceiling is leaking again, and I just cant take it anymore.


ChiKat - Sep 11, 2006 2:42:58 pm PDT #7431 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Are you willing to move to Chicago? If so, I can find you a place.

Unsnarkily, your landlord should be hung by his toenails and be forced to watch Punky Brewster episodes.


Allyson - Sep 11, 2006 2:45:07 pm PDT #7432 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Sure, I'd move to Chicago, but then I'd need a job as well. Too hard.


juliana - Sep 11, 2006 2:46:05 pm PDT #7433 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I don't know LA neighborhoods, but: [link]


Jesse - Sep 11, 2006 2:46:52 pm PDT #7434 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Shrift did it! Does she have a job? I think so.

I was really impressed with my thriftiness at Trader Joe's just now, but I double-checked my receipt, and only paid for six of my eight items. Oops.


Cashmere - Sep 11, 2006 2:47:38 pm PDT #7435 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

If you wanted to switch nerd preserves and nanny actuaries, I could find you a nice apartment here in town for that amount and Ruby could have her own room.

But I suspect some talented LAista with some wicked real estate skillz will find you something on craigslist. You definitely need a new place and your landlord needs to get the oranges-in-the-sock treatment.


msbelle - Sep 11, 2006 3:00:04 pm PDT #7436 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Allyson, did you have any luck with lawyers or tenant associations?


Allyson - Sep 11, 2006 3:07:59 pm PDT #7437 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

As soon as I sent a letter to the company with the word, "uninhabitable" in it, I had the building owner in my apartment fixing the pipe. But now it's coming through a different area, straight into my bathtub, which i suppose is a good place if you're going to have a leak.


Jesse - Sep 11, 2006 3:09:11 pm PDT #7438 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

So, my friend with the two-month-old is apparently still all cracked out. She sent me the birth announcement (a photo postcard -- super cute!!) twice. Basically the same hand-written note. Heh.