Funniest weird blue law thing - local brew pubs (the ones that brew their own) can sell growlers (i.e. 1/2 gallon bottles) of beer, but not on Sundays (even though the package stores - MA lingo for liquor stores - can now open on Sundays, albeit only after noon). However, on Memorial Day, which, along with Thanksgiving and Xmas, the liquor stores can't be open at all, they could sell growlers. Huh?
So that's my dream. That and some stuff about cigars and a tunnel.
Faith ,'Get It Done'
Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Frankenbuddha - Sep 07, 2006 10:04:42 am PDT #6674 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Allyson - Sep 07, 2006 10:07:31 am PDT #6675 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Just now, I got a call from a man who was hit in the head with a laser and was implanted with a chip that reads his thoughts. And he wants to know if we know what kind of laser this is and how to remove the chip. I told him we don't have those kinds of lasers here, and wished him luck.
sarameg - Sep 07, 2006 10:11:27 am PDT #6676 of 10001
That's awesome! Best I got was people accusing us photoshopping out the aliens.
erikaj - Sep 07, 2006 10:11:58 am PDT #6677 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
poor baby... I sort of wish you did, for his sake.
Gudanov - Sep 07, 2006 10:14:03 am PDT #6678 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Just now, I got a call from a man who was hit in the head with a laser and was implanted with a chip that reads his thoughts.
That would be a satellite based Honeywell X-4200 laser chiperator with a special custom flux booster grafted onto the argon pump. Um, not that would I know first hand or anything.
Laura - Sep 07, 2006 10:16:47 am PDT #6679 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
I told him we don't have those kinds of lasers here, and wished him luck.
How could you lie to him so brazenly?
tommyrot - Sep 07, 2006 10:18:03 am PDT #6680 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
That would be a satellite based Honeywell X-4200 laser chiperator with a special custom flux booster grafted onto the argon pump.
Owned by Major League Baseball.
Atropa - Sep 07, 2006 10:20:44 am PDT #6681 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
That would be a satellite based Honeywell X-4200 laser chiperator with a special custom flux booster grafted onto the argon pump. Um, not that would I know first hand or anything.
Hey, Clovis wants to know if you got the email about the service pack upgrade for that. If not, he has a spare discount code.
Gudanov - Sep 07, 2006 10:21:31 am PDT #6682 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Owned by Major League Baseball.
Yeah, but theirs doesn't have the custom flux booster so you can block it with tinfoil.
Trudy Booth - Sep 07, 2006 10:22:50 am PDT #6683 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Allyson, I'm glad you're all ethical 'an stuff... but you really should have found out if he was just bonkers or an eccentric rich guy you could have helped with very special equipment for reasonable compensation.