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Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

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Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46

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Gudanov - Sep 07, 2006 10:14:03 am PDT #6678 of 10001

Coding and Sleeping

Just now, I got a call from a man who was hit in the head with a laser and was implanted with a chip that reads his thoughts.

That would be a satellite based Honeywell X-4200 laser chiperator with a special custom flux booster grafted onto the argon pump. Um, not that would I know first hand or anything.

Laura - Sep 07, 2006 10:16:47 am PDT #6679 of 10001

Our wings are not tired.

I told him we don't have those kinds of lasers here, and wished him luck.

How could you lie to him so brazenly?

tommyrot - Sep 07, 2006 10:18:03 am PDT #6680 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

That would be a satellite based Honeywell X-4200 laser chiperator with a special custom flux booster grafted onto the argon pump.

Owned by Major League Baseball.

Atropa - Sep 07, 2006 10:20:44 am PDT #6681 of 10001

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

That would be a satellite based Honeywell X-4200 laser chiperator with a special custom flux booster grafted onto the argon pump. Um, not that would I know first hand or anything.

Hey, Clovis wants to know if you got the email about the service pack upgrade for that. If not, he has a spare discount code.

Gudanov - Sep 07, 2006 10:21:31 am PDT #6682 of 10001

Coding and Sleeping

Owned by Major League Baseball.

Yeah, but theirs doesn't have the custom flux booster so you can block it with tinfoil.

Trudy Booth - Sep 07, 2006 10:22:50 am PDT #6683 of 10001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Allyson, I'm glad you're all ethical 'an stuff... but you really should have found out if he was just bonkers or an eccentric rich guy you could have helped with very special equipment for reasonable compensation.

msbelle - Sep 07, 2006 10:32:17 am PDT #6684 of 10001

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

BEST CALL EVER!

bon bon - Sep 07, 2006 10:38:30 am PDT #6685 of 10001

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Seems unlikely but: has anyone been paying attention to this lonelygirl15 saga?

msbelle - Sep 07, 2006 10:39:36 am PDT #6686 of 10001

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

tell us all about it bon.

Tom Scola - Sep 07, 2006 10:41:33 am PDT #6687 of 10001

Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

I haven't been following lonelygirl15 very closely, but I've seen this about her.

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