Offered without comment...
The slogan for the new BK Stackers campaign is apparently "Managing Your Meat."
Dawn: You're not fleeing. You're... moving at a brisk pace. Buffy: Quaintly referred to in some cultures as the Big Scaredy Run Away.
'Touched'
Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Sep 07, 2006 9:42:52 am PDT #6667 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
sarameg - Sep 07, 2006 9:43:00 am PDT #6668 of 10001
Ah, but now you have anecdotal proof beyond the say-so of a few horrifying news stories.
You mean like the football? My brother now attends UAB games. I think for the beer. He doesn't get the football thing, or the tailgating thing (except:beer) so that's really the only explanation. His descriptions are like those of the yanomomi or something.
bon bon - Sep 07, 2006 9:46:15 am PDT #6669 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Ah, but now you have anecdotal proof beyond the say-so of a few horrifying news stories.
What, the leprechaun? I think it's a crackhead.
Hayden - Sep 07, 2006 9:46:17 am PDT #6670 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
"Managing Your Meat."
Excuse me, I just turned into Beavis.
You mean like the football?
I was really talking political corruption and religious nuttery, but I'm not a football fan, either.
Cashmere - Sep 07, 2006 9:47:45 am PDT #6671 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
umm, didn't you drive 40 miles?
Yeah, but the idea was to drive, buy beer, go back home with said beer and watch football. The plan sounded better in our heads.
We learned our lesson.
Hayden - Sep 07, 2006 9:48:14 am PDT #6672 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
the leprechaun?
Ha! I forgot about that.
Vortex - Sep 07, 2006 9:58:13 am PDT #6673 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Yeah, but the idea was to drive, buy beer, go back home with said beer and watch football. The plan sounded better in our heads.
oh, I see. You ended up driving 40 miles because the bastards didn't have the decency to have a liquor store. I understand.
Frankenbuddha - Sep 07, 2006 10:04:42 am PDT #6674 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Funniest weird blue law thing - local brew pubs (the ones that brew their own) can sell growlers (i.e. 1/2 gallon bottles) of beer, but not on Sundays (even though the package stores - MA lingo for liquor stores - can now open on Sundays, albeit only after noon). However, on Memorial Day, which, along with Thanksgiving and Xmas, the liquor stores can't be open at all, they could sell growlers. Huh?
Allyson - Sep 07, 2006 10:07:31 am PDT #6675 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Just now, I got a call from a man who was hit in the head with a laser and was implanted with a chip that reads his thoughts. And he wants to know if we know what kind of laser this is and how to remove the chip. I told him we don't have those kinds of lasers here, and wished him luck.
sarameg - Sep 07, 2006 10:11:27 am PDT #6676 of 10001
That's awesome! Best I got was people accusing us photoshopping out the aliens.