Cocktail Go BOOM! Friends Impressed! Host Has Made Fire! And Fire = Pretty!
I am enthralled.
This is the woman who is dating the boy I have a crush on, so no one is allowed to like her until I am over it.
But... Fire! That you can drink!
I just need another one to two weeks of shaky fist and then all will be well. Or saner.
And then flamey cocktails?
I'm thinking I could convince Jilli to go with me. For no reason in particular...
FIRE!
I'm not sure why.
Because he left lemon fizzy drinks and chocolate here and now they are belong to my tummy.
Hmmm... not sure if this is a good idea or not....
If you want to check out a very welcome new trend in science fiction fandom (assuming you're a huge geek), then Google the word "Femtroopers." This is perhaps the most celebratory development for horny Star Wars fans since Princess Leia became Jabba the Hutt's barge ho.
I think these photos are really hot, but maybe that's because I've seen "The Empire Strikes Back" at least 25 times and own a George Lucas action figure. While the armored hot pants and bare midriff are both nice touches, the contoured breast plate is definitely the sexiest/funniest part of the costume.
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A Darin Award contender?
A PRIEST has died after trying to demonstrate how Jesus walked on water.
Evangelist preacher Franck Kabele, 35, told his congregation he could repeat the biblical miracle.
But he drowned after walking out to sea from a beach in the capital Libreville in Gabon, west Africa.
One eyewitness said: "He told churchgoers he'd had a revelation that if he had enough faith, he could walk on water like Jesus.
"He took his congregation to the beach saying he would walk across the Komo estuary, which takes 20 minutes by boat.
"He walked into the water, which soon passed over his head and he never came back."
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You'd think that once the water got up to, say, his neck, he'd realize that the whole walking-on-water thing wasn't really working out....
A Darin Award contender?
What, did Endora make him sink?
What, did Endora make him sink?
Heh. I think I'll leave that typo alone....
You'd think by the time the water got up to his chin, he'd figure out that it wasn't working.
I feel compelled to note that the Combustible Edison was invented by the band, Combustible Edison.
Jesse Alert:
Digital Underground is playing a local bar in San Francisco this week. You should totally come and dance the Humpty Dance!
How are things going with JZ's bedrest?
Aw! Now I want to hear "Freaks of the Industry."
I'm liking this Justice show, although it's making me a little tense.
