A Darin Award contender?
A PRIEST has died after trying to demonstrate how Jesus walked on water.
Evangelist preacher Franck Kabele, 35, told his congregation he could repeat the biblical miracle.
But he drowned after walking out to sea from a beach in the capital Libreville in Gabon, west Africa.
One eyewitness said: "He told churchgoers he'd had a revelation that if he had enough faith, he could walk on water like Jesus.
"He took his congregation to the beach saying he would walk across the Komo estuary, which takes 20 minutes by boat.
"He walked into the water, which soon passed over his head and he never came back."
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You'd think that once the water got up to, say, his neck, he'd realize that the whole walking-on-water thing wasn't really working out....
A Darin Award contender?
What, did Endora make him sink?
What, did Endora make him sink?
Heh. I think I'll leave that typo alone....
You'd think by the time the water got up to his chin, he'd figure out that it wasn't working.
I feel compelled to note that the Combustible Edison was invented by the band, Combustible Edison.
Jesse Alert:
Digital Underground is playing a local bar in San Francisco this week. You should totally come and dance the Humpty Dance!
How are things going with JZ's bedrest?
Aw! Now I want to hear "Freaks of the Industry."
I'm liking this Justice show, although it's making me a little tense.
More jerky-camera yelling tense. It's like the OJ trial in an hour.
Cass, re that LJ thing, either you and I have exactly the same music library, or you are the lyrics guru.
Or maybe both.
