Wash: Don't fall asleep now. Sleepiness is weakness of character. Ask anyone. You're acting captain. Know what happens you fall asleep now? Zoe: Jayne slits my throat, and takes over. Wash: That's right. Zoe: And we can't stop it.

'Shindig'


Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Lee - Aug 29, 2006 7:00:50 pm PDT #5147 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

BB:AS OH MY GOD. ERICA IS SOO STUPID.


Consuela - Aug 29, 2006 8:17:06 pm PDT #5148 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I think he's crazy, not just drunk.

Hey, Sparky, I've been thinking of you. How's the job hunt going?

I just applied for a job online and it took for-frelling-ever. I think I'm more than qualified for the position (hire me at an outrageous salary and let me ride my bike to work!), but I don't know how competitive it is.


bon bon - Aug 29, 2006 8:33:07 pm PDT #5149 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

And I have an odd fondness for the Little Richard Geico commercial, because he's just such a sparkly old queen, you know?

H. Crap, I read this as Little Richard Greico.


-t - Aug 29, 2006 9:20:26 pm PDT #5150 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

sumi: 13 eps, according to the web site.

2 pcs of chicken, a side, and corn on the cob for $2.99 on Tuesdays - but we didn't get our corn! So disappointing.

That guy running over pedestrians, what the hell? How do you find yourself in a place where driving onto the sidewalk to run people down seems like a good idea? I hope he's crazy, 'cuz if he's just that evil, I don't even know what but it's bad.


Daisy Jane - Aug 29, 2006 9:22:52 pm PDT #5151 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I have caught up and

1) I need a meerkat

2) I need a new tatoo (though not by a 6 year old)

3) I knew I'd been on my job for a year 'cause it's the anniversary of the thing. I get a raise, people still don't have houses.


DavidS - Aug 29, 2006 9:35:09 pm PDT #5152 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

SAN FRANCISCO - A driver targeted pedestrians on both sides of San Francisco Bay with his sport utility vehicle, killing one man and injuring at least 13 people, authorities said.

A woman was talking about this at the Zam Zam tonight.

"He drove on sidewalks, streets, hit people on crosswalks. It runs the gamut," said Sgt. Neville Gittens, spokesman for the San Francisco Police Department.

Neville Gittens?! Neville Fucking Gittens?!?! Who would name their child that? And why would they become a cop?

Figures. Our most famous detective is a guy named Napoleon Hendrix.

Like that sounds real.

(Yet it is.)


Daisy Jane - Aug 29, 2006 9:39:03 pm PDT #5153 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

If it makes you feel better, we may elect a governor named Kinky.


DavidS - Aug 29, 2006 9:40:14 pm PDT #5154 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

If it makes you feel better, we may elect a governor named Kinky.

The country musician / mystery writer? Ride 'em Jewboy?


Daisy Jane - Aug 29, 2006 9:50:33 pm PDT #5155 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Yep. Our governor is mostly a figurehead anyway; so as Kinky says "Why not?"

Hey, my mom's friend is running for mayor of my hame town (she's very qualified, was a jounalist and worked under the last mayor.) She filmed several commercials at mom's house. That's gonna be bizzare when I go home. (One of them features the bedroom I sleep in).


aurelia - Aug 29, 2006 10:44:22 pm PDT #5156 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Neville Gittens?! Neville Fucking Gittens?!?! Who would name their child that? And why would they become a cop?

I could see wanting some authority over others after growing up with that name.