I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.

Dawn ,'Selfless'


Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Aug 22, 2006 10:34:45 am PDT #3991 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I forgot to watch Vanished.

Hey, the stalking convo was here, right? Some help for the afflicted.

Oh, and a bonus Family Feud screwup.

Both are video with sound.


Jessica - Aug 22, 2006 10:35:41 am PDT #3992 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I watched about half of the Vanished pilot a few weeks ago, and was so bored I turned it off.


Kathy A - Aug 22, 2006 10:37:36 am PDT #3993 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

The Bourdain show ended up being a separate special, not an episode of "No Reservations." It was really quite good, and more of a video diary of the events of their stay, starting with "before the bombs hit," when they visited a restaurant with what looked to be very yummy food, then while they were walking down the street after lunch, the celebratory gunfire and impromptu parade of cars filled with Hezbollah-flag-waving youths cheering the kidnapping of the two Israeli soldiers jerks the show right out of the standard "No Reservations" episode. Their guide, a young man with a gorgeous Brit accent who was the new lead writer for Time Out Beirut, was making some comments about how Beirutis partied throughout the civil war, but you could tell that he was worried about the new developments. That night, they went to a nightclub and did some drinking and interviewing the other patrons, but there was a definite tension in the air.

Then everything fell apart, and the show became about the seige mentality at the hotel.


Jessica - Aug 22, 2006 10:43:53 am PDT #3994 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The Cooking Audio Player. It plays your wirelessly streamed music, and...stores garlic!


sarameg - Aug 22, 2006 10:47:54 am PDT #3995 of 10001

But is it dishwasherand microwave safe?!


§ ita § - Aug 22, 2006 10:50:04 am PDT #3996 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'd like my dishwasher to play music. I don't like what sound it makes.

Fruit storage question: fridge or counter? How do supermarkets avoid fruit flies? I'd happily keep my fruit on the counter but the wee flies are driving me nuts. And they seem kinda sudden. But I've just started keeping stone fruit around--apples and bananas didn't seem to cause/attract them.


bon bon - Aug 22, 2006 10:58:01 am PDT #3997 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Whenever I get fruit flies it always develops in or around the trash-- particularly when the bag doesn't fill quickly enough and food can decompose in my trash for several days.


lisah - Aug 22, 2006 10:59:55 am PDT #3998 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Gale Harold as Wyatt Earp = Yum.


§ ita § - Aug 22, 2006 11:01:53 am PDT #3999 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I try and get the organic stuff out of the house quickly. I generate way too much trash, so it's not hard. But that could be where I slipped up.


Laura - Aug 22, 2006 11:02:56 am PDT #4000 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

I keep most fruit on the counter. Then again, fruit doesn't last long in my house because of kids, not because of fruit flies. Any break in the flesh and the little buggers magically appear. Ick. I don't know how grocery stores manage.