You were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture.

Giles ,'Selfless'


Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Aug 21, 2006 9:14:07 am PDT #3716 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Hey, anyone know anyone who might want to buy Warren Buffet's old car? It's for a good cause:

Hey...that is a good cause!


Jesse - Aug 21, 2006 9:20:17 am PDT #3717 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That's what I hear.


Nora Deirdre - Aug 21, 2006 9:23:24 am PDT #3718 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

way to go, Mr. Buffet!


Jesse - Aug 21, 2006 9:29:42 am PDT #3719 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

What was funny was me going through my personal email address book looking for people I know who might know rich people.


§ ita § - Aug 21, 2006 9:32:05 am PDT #3720 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hey, someone tell Tim to buy it, eh?


Jesse - Aug 21, 2006 9:47:15 am PDT #3721 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That would work. Assuming he's rich enough.


tommyrot - Aug 21, 2006 9:53:15 am PDT #3722 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I dunno. It's just a regular Lincoln Town Car, with custom plates and a plaque with his signature. It might not go for much more than a regular 6 year old Town Car.


Allyson - Aug 21, 2006 10:01:46 am PDT #3723 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I think Tim isn't likely to trade in this.

Pretty pretty car.


Jesse - Aug 21, 2006 10:02:27 am PDT #3724 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah, I know. The hope is that the Buffett mystique and the testosterone of rich businessmen will create a bidding FRENZY.


Strix - Aug 21, 2006 10:20:07 am PDT #3725 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

For the ground fighting, I suggest a large ring made of chicken wire and you can periodically get on a mike and yell, "MasterBlaster rules Barter Town" and "2 Kravvers Enter, One Kravver Leaves."

I should have known somone would beat me to it.

Hey, you could model Real-Life situations:

Warm rubber snakes up. Throw on students, whislt shouting "Motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane, motherfuckers! GET EM!"