For the ground fighting, I suggest a large ring made of chicken wire and you can periodically get on a mike and yell, "MasterBlaster rules Barter Town" and "2 Kravvers Enter, One Kravver Leaves."
I should have known somone would beat me to it.
Hey, you could model Real-Life situations:
Warm rubber snakes up. Throw on students, whislt shouting "Motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane, motherfuckers! GET EM!"
Shannen Doherty hangs up on Newsweek reporter: [link]
eta: She denies ever trying to run down her ex-boyfriend years ago. Was that just a rumor, or was it confirmed?
We have been long piratery since our initial report from December (see “Piratery FKA Piracy: Primer to Investing in Cutlasses, Rum and Pillaging“). But the recent cresting of Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man’s Chest gives pause to our bullish sentiment.
Are we reaching the point of Peak Pirate?
[link]
Has two pictures of kittens wearing pirate hats.
Something to make you go "WTF?" from today's Think Progress:
35. Number of words the current issue of TIME magazine devotes to Judge Anna Diggs Taylor’s ruling that President Bush’s warrantless domestic wiretapping program is unconstitutional.
1,109. The number of words in the same issue on the extradition of John Mark Karr.
I think Tim isn't likely to trade in this.
If being rich doesn't allow me to have two cars, well, darn it, I'm going to stop trying.
The US Open will use instant replay to help with line calls:
[link]
I didn't know it, so thanks, Tom.