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Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Aug 16, 2006 5:15:42 am PDT #2860 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

the only issue where strike force really matters is the ability to kill your opponent accidentally

I don't get this. You're talking competition, right?

Of course, in boxing, you can win if you induce unconsciousness in your opponent; whereas competitive karate and tae kwon doe ar strictly points and knockdowns, right? So there's no incentive to cause serious injury.

There's a lot of competitive fighting beyond those three categories. Take MMA, for instance. Not that there's anything inherent in TKD and karate that means competitions have to be point-fighting, but if you follow the money, you're talking boxing and mixed martial arts, where the ability to hit hard is certainly important.

However, that post wasn't about competition, so I'm not sure how much that matters.

My only knowledge of not-rule-bound fighting systems comes from Bruce Lee movies

TKD and karate are not rule-bound fighting systems. Boxing is.

I figure that, given intent to kill, karate and tae kwon do can do the job about on par with floating like a butterfly and throwing haymakers

Why? Also, throwing haymakers is a terrible way to try and kill people--I'm not sure if that was your point, though.

Probably more efficiently, because boxing is such a stand-up game, and other fighting systems endorse things like flipping your opponent on his head, and dipping your toes in his intestines.

Not really TKD or karate, though, for the record. Many martial arts have no significant grappling or throwing component, not just boxing.


sarameg - Aug 16, 2006 5:21:42 am PDT #2861 of 10001

This morning so far:

My cat ran off with my alarm clock (you know how batteried stuff often has a bit of ribbon sticking out to aid in battery removal? It was sticking out. She picked it up and ran across the room.)

The server is dead like a dead thing. Alarmingly dead. Going to be a long day.

There was this incredibly hip guy out running. Like, full on stylish to the point of impractical running gear. He was pushing a denim blue pram. Not a stroller. Not a jogging cart. And honest-to-goodness, white-tired, olf fashioned pram. Nothing wrong with that, it just was an unusual sight.


Fred Pete - Aug 16, 2006 5:27:33 am PDT #2862 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

I hope at least there was a baby in the pram.


sarameg - Aug 16, 2006 5:28:40 am PDT #2863 of 10001

I'd hope so too!


Calli - Aug 16, 2006 5:31:03 am PDT #2864 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I had a friend who had a couple of pugs. One of them got too old to go on long walks, so my friend got an old pram and put the pug in there for them. People in the neighborhood would be all, "Awwww, whose a cutiewiddleGAH!"

Fun.


Jesse - Aug 16, 2006 5:31:43 am PDT #2865 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ha! That's really funny.


sarameg - Aug 16, 2006 5:33:32 am PDT #2866 of 10001

Oh, that's great.

Help. I have a brainstorming session in half an hour. I have no brain.


Nutty - Aug 16, 2006 5:47:31 am PDT #2867 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

the only issue where strike force really matters is the ability to kill your opponent accidentally

I don't get this. You're talking competition, right?

Yes. I was trying to normalize among the three stated categories, to make them comparable. I examined a situation where all three categories are rule-bound competition, and then a situation where they are not. (I presume that the traditions of TKD and karate vary considerably from the stated rules of formal competition.)

There's a lot of competitive fighting beyond those three categories.

But those were the three categories stated in the quoted section. I'm sure it gets even more complicated the more categories you add in to the discussion, but I'm working with what I got.

However, that post wasn't about competition, so I'm not sure how much that matters.

Boxing is primarily a competitive sport; in a street fight, a "boxer" is probably throwing punches and wrestling and throwing objects and biting. (Harder to say he is boxing, when he's pulling all those non-boxing moves.) So I normalized the comparison, to say "What are these three systems like as competition? What are they like outside of competition?" To make a fair apples-to-apples comparison.

TKD and karate are not rule-bound fighting systems. Boxing is.

I bet there are rules for TKD and karate in formalized competition. Similarly, I bet boxers occasionally get into street fights, and use the skills they learned in the ring (plus, as noted above, other skills). And if I'm going to compare them at all, as noted, I got to turn apples into oranges, or vice versa.

I figure that, given intent to kill, karate and tae kwon do can do the job about on par with floating like a butterfly and throwing haymakers

Why? Also, throwing haymakers is a terrible way to try and kill people--I'm not sure if that was your point, though.

That wasn't my point. My point was, absent a formal system of rules, karate and TKD can both hold their own against boxing, and moreso. The phrases "float like a butterfly" and "throwing haymakers" were metaphorical allusions to boxing, rather than literal descriptors of what the boxer is doing.

Probably more efficiently, because boxing is such a stand-up game, and other fighting systems endorse things like flipping your opponent on his head, and dipping your toes in his intestines.

Not really TKD or karate, though, for the record. Many martial arts have no significant grappling or throwing component, not just boxing.

As I note above, those are the only three systems described in the quote. I could talk all day long about kung fu, but I don't even know whether kung fu was included in the study which sparked this discussion. My point was, karate and TKD provide a larger breadth of techniques than boxing does.

You know, ita, not to jump down your throat, but why can't I begin a general riff/discussion without your asking me to turn it into a formal logic proof? I feel like I'm on the defensive, here. It's kind of tiring.


Kalshane - Aug 16, 2006 6:14:11 am PDT #2868 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Happy Birthday, Debet!

The researchers were surprised to find that boxing is the fighting style capable of delivering the most force in a single punch.

I'm not surprised by this. A boxer's entire style is about punching. Of course he's going to have the hardest punch. Other styles aren't going to have the focus on punching a boxer has, so the boxer can hone his punches more than someone who has a wider variety of techniques to practice.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 16, 2006 6:25:13 am PDT #2869 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Also, have you seen the pecs and upper arms boxing builds after years of practice? Considers whether ceiling rafters in apartment can support a punching bag...

I gather that speed and accuracy are more important in a fight than piling on extra force, once you cross the threshold of being able to hurt your opponent.