Funny thing about black and white. You mix it together and you get gray. And it doesn't matter how much white you try and put back in, you're never gonna get anything but gray.

Lilah ,'Destiny'


Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Aug 15, 2006 9:13:19 am PDT #2713 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Oh, that's right! mamabelle!!!! Can we call your son "macbelle"?

Eeep. I just said "your son"!!!!

!!!!!!

That is SO fantastic!!!!


aurelia - Aug 15, 2006 9:14:43 am PDT #2714 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Be Specific!
Be Be Specific!

snerk


Allyson - Aug 15, 2006 9:17:44 am PDT #2715 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

WhatEV. Men will hit on anything remotely woman-shaped. *Anything.*

Hey! I never get hit on. Maybe I am not woman-shaped. Quick, someone chalk-outline me.

I think the freakiest part is how unbelievably unselfaware she is.


§ ita § - Aug 15, 2006 9:20:03 am PDT #2716 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

msbelle, that works. Can also substitute "accurate" in a pinch, although it scans like ass.

I don't get hit on when I go out. Two guys I was having dinner with last night expressed surprise, and then one of them told me that well, maybe if I smiled.

Dude. Getting hit on is not my goal. I'm just here to be a counter-example.


Pix - Aug 15, 2006 9:20:54 am PDT #2717 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Dude. Getting hit on is not my goal. I'm just here to be a counter-example.

NATLBSB


msbelle - Aug 15, 2006 9:21:25 am PDT #2718 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

thanks Steph. You may call him whatever you want.

But Allyson, do you go out to hitting on type places? FTR, I never get hit on either. and the other side of that story is that I am ok with that cause I do not like getting hit on, as it seems fleeting and silly and based on nothing aside from someone seeing me as a potential lay.


Cashmere - Aug 15, 2006 9:22:12 am PDT #2719 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Hey! I never get hit on. Maybe I am not woman-shaped. Quick, someone chalk-outline me.

The last guy that hit on me was the dude in the cell phone kiosk at Sam's. Oh...wait a minute....


Steph L. - Aug 15, 2006 9:23:25 am PDT #2720 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Okay, okay -- using the word "anything" was hyperbole.

Still. You have to count all the instances of creepy scary unwashed toothless guys who hit on you, too. Not just Biff the frat boy.

Not that I'm implying that creepy scary unwashed toothless guys hit on Allyson and ita. t edit Or msbelle. However, the MO of the creepy scary unwashed toothless guys is less "hey baby, lemme sex you up," and more of "Hooooo-rahhhhh!!! Hot mama, come over here and let me show you my dick!!!!! Come on baby, you know you wanna!!!!"


bon bon - Aug 15, 2006 9:24:19 am PDT #2721 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Me neither. Don't get hit on, that is. I do wonder about JMPP going out alone all the time.


§ ita § - Aug 15, 2006 9:26:08 am PDT #2722 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There's a security guard that says "hi" too often. Some of the students linger a bit after class.

But, like, hit on? Doing something that involves them revealing attraction to me in one or two gestures?

Doesn't happen to me often since I moved to LA. I'm not that girl.