Hey! I never get hit on. Maybe I am not woman-shaped. Quick, someone chalk-outline me.
The last guy that hit on me was the dude in the cell phone kiosk at Sam's. Oh...wait a minute....
You turned evil a lot faster than I thought you would.
Angel ,'Just Rewards (2)'
Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Cashmere - Aug 15, 2006 9:22:12 am PDT #2719 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Steph L. - Aug 15, 2006 9:23:25 am PDT #2720 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Okay, okay -- using the word "anything" was hyperbole.
Still. You have to count all the instances of creepy scary unwashed toothless guys who hit on you, too. Not just Biff the frat boy.
Not that I'm implying that creepy scary unwashed toothless guys hit on Allyson and ita. t edit Or msbelle. However, the MO of the creepy scary unwashed toothless guys is less "hey baby, lemme sex you up," and more of "Hooooo-rahhhhh!!! Hot mama, come over here and let me show you my dick!!!!! Come on baby, you know you wanna!!!!"
bon bon - Aug 15, 2006 9:24:19 am PDT #2721 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Me neither. Don't get hit on, that is. I do wonder about JMPP going out alone all the time.
§ ita § - Aug 15, 2006 9:26:08 am PDT #2722 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
There's a security guard that says "hi" too often. Some of the students linger a bit after class.
But, like, hit on? Doing something that involves them revealing attraction to me in one or two gestures?
Doesn't happen to me often since I moved to LA. I'm not that girl.
Allyson - Aug 15, 2006 9:27:25 am PDT #2723 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
But Allyson, do you go out to hitting on type places?
No, not really. I mean, I'm either in West Hollywood or Los Feliz. And I'm told I'm initimidating. Which always makes me laugh.
Cashmere - Aug 15, 2006 9:28:34 am PDT #2724 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Allyson - Aug 15, 2006 9:29:11 am PDT #2725 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
ita, whenever I go anywhere with you, people turn to check you out. It's a much nicer version of hitting on.
bon bon - Aug 15, 2006 9:29:12 am PDT #2726 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I'm guessing that her touted participation in guy-heavy activities leads to her getting hit on -- being a libertarian who runs for office and running cons and the like.
§ ita § - Aug 15, 2006 9:31:03 am PDT #2727 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It's a much nicer version of hitting on.
Hmmph. If no one's willing to let me know they want to have sex with me, I'm no less NGA than if no one wants to have sex with me.
But thanks for the compliment.
ChiKat - Aug 15, 2006 9:32:20 am PDT #2728 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
WhatEV. Men will hit on anything remotely woman-shaped. *Anything.*
Hey! I never get hit on. Maybe I am not woman-shaped. Quick, someone chalk-outline me.
I rarely get hit on, so maybe I'm sortof woman-shaped.
I think the freakiest part is how unbelievably unselfaware she is.
For me, it's the combination of the actual unselfawareness and the self-reported selfawareness.
Try saying that 3 times fast.