Oh, I just sometimes feel that it's terrible writing, or I come off as a defensive locker-person, or that the subject matter is too kooky for anyone to care about, and I've written about things I was ashamed about to begin with, so it just piles up occasionally. And then I hope the editor and my agent forget the thing ever happened so I won't have to deal with it.
And then I get excited about it again. Just cycles of pride and shame.
I didn't bother to look at other posts. My point was that she hadn't been noticed until now.
Hmmph. But it's not what you
said,
young man.
does anyone else think ita's personal cheer is:
Be Specific!
Be Be Specific!
It is weirdly fascinating. I was going to write about it, the bizarre quest for attention, but then I got distracted by my own verifiable awesomeness.
I wanted to natter about it more last night.
I'm kind of fascinated by her, too. I'm always amazed at people who actually believe their own hype. Plus, looks-wise, she ain't all that. AND she made a point to mention that whenever she goes out she gets hit on, and attributes that to her appearance, since obviously the men can't tell from across the room that she has an IQ of a bazillion, sucks like a Hoover, and rakes in the dough. Uh, yeah. WhatEV. Men will hit on anything remotely woman-shaped. *Anything.*
Which explains why *she* gets hit on.
....meow.
msbelle! I know I said so earlier, but I'm so excited for you.
Oh, that's right! mamabelle!!!! Can we call your son "macbelle"?
Eeep. I just said "your son"!!!!
!!!!!!
That is SO fantastic!!!!
WhatEV. Men will hit on anything remotely woman-shaped. *Anything.*
Hey! I never get hit on. Maybe I am not woman-shaped. Quick, someone chalk-outline me.
I think the freakiest part is how unbelievably unselfaware she is.
msbelle, that works. Can also substitute "accurate" in a pinch, although it scans like ass.
I don't get hit on when I go out. Two guys I was having dinner with last night expressed surprise, and then one of them told me that well, maybe if I smiled.
Dude. Getting hit on is not my goal. I'm just here to be a counter-example.