I think, overall, that Elisha's got to be in the doghouse at the end of the story either way: dude, they mock your pate and you get them killed?? WTF is wrong with you?

If it's Elisha's intentional doing, then he's a murderer. If Elisha was just saying, "You people are poopieheads!" and God overreacted, then boo on Elisha for not being careful with his words in the presence of somebody so powerful and reckless. (I mean, boo on God too, but, it's Elisha who was the instigator.)

I repeat: Mockery paid for in death. WTF is wrong with you?? The only way I can read it that all involved dont' come off as villains is to say "This is a retcon for when bad things happen to mostly-good people." Which is how I read a lot of Greek myth, for example.

What is it that convinces you this God is not a psychopathic warlord?

His delivery of the Israelites from Egypt. His faithfulness in establishing the nation of Israel, from which the Messiah was prophesied to come. His faithfulness in saving Israel when they cry out to him, *even though* they've turned away from him over and over and over.

In the book of Jonah, God intended to destroy Nineveh because of its wickedness. But when they repent, God changes his mind and doesn't destroy them. God is merciful, no doubt about it. But he's also a just God. And Nineveh was begging for a good smiting.

The God of the OT reads as a psychopathic warlord only if you read it devoid of any context.

Does the parable actually say that the prodigal's father split the inheritance after the return?

I'm pretty sure it doesn't. IIRC, he tells good son "all I have is yours" and that they should be happy that his brother who was dead is now alive. In a world where children were more like part of your property holdings than people you cuddled (which we've been objecting to a lot since they keep getting killed to make points) this was huge -- even though he's now monetarily worthless and has shamed us we should be happy he is alive.

But in saying this you set yourself apart from those who read the Bible as the literal word of God. If we view the Bible as the struggle of a people to grasp and understand the idea of God, then of course it becomes a rich and spiritually exciting journey. It that case it makes sense that the early views of God borrow from relationships of power and obedience in the secular world, and that it was only later that a coherent view of God as something other than an abusive patriarch or a powerful warlord. It's a remarkable story of spiritual awakening.

But if we adopt for the moment the widespread view that the Pentateuch is the eternal and unchanging word of God, then it seems fair to read the text as text. It's hard to understand why any decent person would want to worship and obey the God who is revealed there.

I really don't know what percentage of Christians now and ever were/are literalists. I think there has always been an understanding in at least some portions of the faith that meets the more spiritually exciting journey you descirbe.

So far as Jews and the Pentateuch, there has been a tradition of commentary for millenia and possibly from the beginning. Check with a Jew, but my understanding is that 'eternal and unchanging' is not the same as 'literal depiction'.

How is your dad doing, btw?

Not well, I'm afraid. We thought he was much better Tuesday night, but yesterday he was right back to the scary dark mood and worry about disaster scenarios every waking moment. I'm hoping the anti-depressant starts kicking in consistently soon.

What is it that convinces you this God is not a psychopathic warlord?

Largely the cultural context of the original readers and writers. Again and again what seems ruthless to us was merciful to them.

That and the fact that hyperbole was used to communicate the bigness or seriousness of things.

Why can't a person read the Bible as the literal word of God while placing it in the relevant context?

Well, I think that we can expect a bit more cultural transcendence from an all knowing and eternal creator than we would from an ordinary person. Anyway the cultural argument that literal believers generally make can be reduced to "Ok, that was a really bad thing that God did but people back then were twice as bad, so it really was a significant improvement." I expect more from my supreme beings.

That's hard, Matt. My grandfather is going through some of the same thing, except he just sleeps all of the time. They thought it might be depression, but when they put him on medication, my grandmother took him off of it, without consulting the doctors. Oy.

Matt, I'm sorry. Crossing my fingers that the meds kick in soon!

As amusing and even informative as it is to read the Bible simply as text, as a story, that doesn't provide an accurate understanding of it. It can't be understood outside of its cultural parameters.

But in saying this you set yourself apart from those who read the Bible as the literal word of God.

A person can understand the cultural parameters of when the Bible was written and also believe it is the literal word of God. Just because someone believes the Bible literally doesn't mean they think it was written in some kind of vacuum. In fact, several people I know who believe the Bible literally also believe that it's very important to understand the historical and cultural context of the Bible, otherwise some of the actions don't make sense and seem random.

Does the parable actually say that the prodigal's father split the inheritance after the return?

No, at least not in the King James.

I can view things in their cultural/historical background and still think they're loony ravings. I mean, there's DeSade. Also there's Daniel.

I think I mentioned Ezekiel earlier -- that's where God says he'd have destroyed the Israelites except that doing so would have made him look bad to the heathens. Which makes his forgiveness look a little less munificent.

If we view the Bible as the struggle of a people to grasp and understand the idea of God, then of course it becomes a rich and spiritually exciting journey.

Well, I don't so much agree with that, either.