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Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Zenkitty - Aug 03, 2006 6:21:17 am PDT #251 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

But in saying this you set yourself apart from those who read the Bible as the literal word of God.

Well, yeah. Because I don't read it literally, myself. I grew up in a culture where the Bible was taken literally, and it was the literal reading of it that. frankly, finally made me lose the faith. Now, having a learned a lot more about other religions and other culturs, and history, etc., I can read the Bible with a different perspective. But I remember how it felt to read it literally, and how I responded to that.


Zenkitty - Aug 03, 2006 6:24:06 am PDT #252 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Steph, I can understand your reading of it. But that wasn't how it was presented to me in Bible class as a kid, by the literal-readers. It was presented as a show of God's power and why we should fear and obey him, and respect his prophets. I've never before heard anyone say that it wasn't God who did it.

edited, because, dang it, I CAN spell.


Rick - Aug 03, 2006 6:25:05 am PDT #253 of 10001

Rick, I'm curious. What is it *textually* in the OT that makes you see God, as described, as a psychopathic warlord?

Do you not find the many examples given by people here to be convincing? The endless times in which children are killed to punish their relatives for a failure to obey? The people who are killed simply because they didn't understand a ritual or were clumsy in performing it. Or because someone in the same town offended the warlord? The massacre of outsiders to extend the territory of the tribe? The Egyptians tortured and killed because of the actions of their dictatorial leaders. What is it that convinces you this God is not a psychopathic warlord?


Steph L. - Aug 03, 2006 6:25:37 am PDT #254 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

But in saying this you set yourself apart from those who read the Bible as the literal word of God.

This doesn't make sense. Rick, what you're saying is that *either* one can read the Bible as the literal word of God, or one can read it in a cultural/historical (and, I might add, semantic) context.

Why can't a person read the Bible as the literal word of God while placing it in the relevant context?


Nutty - Aug 03, 2006 6:29:46 am PDT #255 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I think, overall, that Elisha's got to be in the doghouse at the end of the story either way: dude, they mock your pate and you get them killed?? WTF is wrong with you?

If it's Elisha's intentional doing, then he's a murderer. If Elisha was just saying, "You people are poopieheads!" and God overreacted, then boo on Elisha for not being careful with his words in the presence of somebody so powerful and reckless. (I mean, boo on God too, but, it's Elisha who was the instigator.)

I repeat: Mockery paid for in death. WTF is wrong with you?? The only way I can read it that all involved dont' come off as villains is to say "This is a retcon for when bad things happen to mostly-good people." Which is how I read a lot of Greek myth, for example.


Steph L. - Aug 03, 2006 6:29:53 am PDT #256 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

What is it that convinces you this God is not a psychopathic warlord?

His delivery of the Israelites from Egypt. His faithfulness in establishing the nation of Israel, from which the Messiah was prophesied to come. His faithfulness in saving Israel when they cry out to him, *even though* they've turned away from him over and over and over.

In the book of Jonah, God intended to destroy Nineveh because of its wickedness. But when they repent, God changes his mind and doesn't destroy them. God is merciful, no doubt about it. But he's also a just God. And Nineveh was begging for a good smiting.

The God of the OT reads as a psychopathic warlord only if you read it devoid of any context.


Trudy Booth - Aug 03, 2006 6:31:11 am PDT #257 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Does the parable actually say that the prodigal's father split the inheritance after the return?

I'm pretty sure it doesn't. IIRC, he tells good son "all I have is yours" and that they should be happy that his brother who was dead is now alive. In a world where children were more like part of your property holdings than people you cuddled (which we've been objecting to a lot since they keep getting killed to make points) this was huge -- even though he's now monetarily worthless and has shamed us we should be happy he is alive.

But in saying this you set yourself apart from those who read the Bible as the literal word of God. If we view the Bible as the struggle of a people to grasp and understand the idea of God, then of course it becomes a rich and spiritually exciting journey. It that case it makes sense that the early views of God borrow from relationships of power and obedience in the secular world, and that it was only later that a coherent view of God as something other than an abusive patriarch or a powerful warlord. It's a remarkable story of spiritual awakening.

But if we adopt for the moment the widespread view that the Pentateuch is the eternal and unchanging word of God, then it seems fair to read the text as text. It's hard to understand why any decent person would want to worship and obey the God who is revealed there.

I really don't know what percentage of Christians now and ever were/are literalists. I think there has always been an understanding in at least some portions of the faith that meets the more spiritually exciting journey you descirbe.

So far as Jews and the Pentateuch, there has been a tradition of commentary for millenia and possibly from the beginning. Check with a Jew, but my understanding is that 'eternal and unchanging' is not the same as 'literal depiction'.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 03, 2006 6:31:51 am PDT #258 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

How is your dad doing, btw?

Not well, I'm afraid. We thought he was much better Tuesday night, but yesterday he was right back to the scary dark mood and worry about disaster scenarios every waking moment. I'm hoping the anti-depressant starts kicking in consistently soon.


Trudy Booth - Aug 03, 2006 6:33:41 am PDT #259 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

What is it that convinces you this God is not a psychopathic warlord?

Largely the cultural context of the original readers and writers. Again and again what seems ruthless to us was merciful to them.

That and the fact that hyperbole was used to communicate the bigness or seriousness of things.


Rick - Aug 03, 2006 6:34:35 am PDT #260 of 10001

Why can't a person read the Bible as the literal word of God while placing it in the relevant context?

Well, I think that we can expect a bit more cultural transcendence from an all knowing and eternal creator than we would from an ordinary person. Anyway the cultural argument that literal believers generally make can be reduced to "Ok, that was a really bad thing that God did but people back then were twice as bad, so it really was a significant improvement." I expect more from my supreme beings.