I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sean K - Aug 14, 2006 9:48:44 am PDT #2492 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Anyone else hear this as read by Criswell?

Now I do. Or at least, Jeffrey Jones as Criswell.


Polter-Cow - Aug 14, 2006 9:49:30 am PDT #2493 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

The digits after the decimal forms a geometric series and it will converge to the value zero.

Uh. I'm not sure this person understands the terms "decimal," "geometric series," "converge," "value," or "zero." Also possibly "it."


Frankenbuddha - Aug 14, 2006 9:49:31 am PDT #2494 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

No no, he was talking about "advenced" mathematics. It's a whole different vibe.

See, if he'd said "advented" mathematics it would almost make sense. except for the part where I very much doubt the writer is Catholic


tommyrot - Aug 14, 2006 9:51:30 am PDT #2495 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

No, but I'm hearing it with Jeffery Jones as Criswell, which is close enough.

I'm hearing it in the voice of that Criswell-esque dude at the beginning of the video for The Cramps song "Bikini Girls with Machine Guns."


Sophia Brooks - Aug 14, 2006 9:51:45 am PDT #2496 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

See, if he'd said "advented" mathematics it would almost make sense.

I think if he said "inevented" mathematics it would make sense. And I am math- impaired.


Hayden - Aug 14, 2006 9:51:56 am PDT #2497 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

This is all leading up to the advenced golden ratio of 1:1.


Sean K - Aug 14, 2006 9:53:09 am PDT #2498 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Now I do. Or at least, Jeffrey Jones as Criswell.

t puts away mind-reading device before Frank notices

No no, he was talking about "advenced" mathematics. It's a whole different vibe.

The advenced kind give different answers.

Oh, oh OH! Advenced Mathematics. Where Pi = 3? Yeah, I know advenced mathematics.


Cashmere - Aug 14, 2006 9:56:39 am PDT #2499 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

How do people that stupid actually figure out how to connect to the internet?


Hayden - Aug 14, 2006 9:57:14 am PDT #2500 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

AOL?


Jesse - Aug 14, 2006 9:59:16 am PDT #2501 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

How do people that stupid actually figure out how to connect to the internet?

I blame AOL.

"It's like...Africa hot." Just a minor Biloxi Blues moment.

You have no idea how pissed I was a couple of weeks ago when I was emailing with a friend in Senegal, and it was 85 there and 100 here! I called bullshit.