How do people that stupid actually figure out how to connect to the internet?
She just... she just did the math.
Kaylee ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Cashmere - Aug 14, 2006 9:56:39 am PDT #2499 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Hayden - Aug 14, 2006 9:57:14 am PDT #2500 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
AOL?
Jesse - Aug 14, 2006 9:59:16 am PDT #2501 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
How do people that stupid actually figure out how to connect to the internet?
I blame AOL.
"It's like...Africa hot." Just a minor Biloxi Blues moment.
You have no idea how pissed I was a couple of weeks ago when I was emailing with a friend in Senegal, and it was 85 there and 100 here! I called bullshit.
Aims - Aug 14, 2006 9:59:45 am PDT #2502 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
::dies laughing at the AOL x-post::
tommyrot - Aug 14, 2006 10:04:02 am PDT #2503 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Remember those dudes who keep predicting that NYC will get nuked?
Ginger - Aug 14, 2006 10:06:32 am PDT #2504 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
That pi = 3 thing has been around for a while, in deranged whacko circles. Ten or 15 years ago I interviewed a guy for an article and he pressed upon me his self-published book that "proved" pi = 3.
Ginger - Aug 14, 2006 10:06:57 am PDT #2505 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
oops
Frankenbuddha - Aug 14, 2006 10:08:41 am PDT #2506 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Whoa, the hive mind is getting a little scary 'round these parts (what with the plethora of x-postings). I think Sean may have set his mind-reading device to blow instead of suck.
Trudy Booth - Aug 14, 2006 10:09:17 am PDT #2507 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Remember those dudes who keep predicting that NYC will get nuked?
Yes. The 28th came and went and if there was a nuclear explostion at my office it was very very small and I MISSED it. Have they given us an update?
tommyrot - Aug 14, 2006 10:09:40 am PDT #2508 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
OK:
>We correctly predicted that the UN would lose its headship in 2006Tammuz (this being the 2nd head of the image of the Beast of Revelation 13) which gets a death stroke but then recovers. It lost its head on 2006July12 when Israel invaded Lebanon without a UN mandate. The UN lost credibility and lost control for a month. It lost headship over Israel for one month. But the image of the Beast does not lose two heads, it only loses one head. Each of the 7 heads of the image of the UN Beast stands for one month of military headship over the governments of the world, just as the 7 heads of the UN Beast itself each stand for one year of military headship over the governments of the world. So we knew it had to regain headship this month and it did by virtue of the multilaterally agreed UN Security Council ceasefire resolution of Friday 2006August11. Now the UN will declare Peace and Security and then sudden destruction will befall them according to 1 Thessalonians 5:3. So please leave NYC for the sabbath!!!
OK, on to their predictions of NYC nukeage:
On April 29th we started predicting dates for a terrorist Nuclear Bomb at the UN in midtown. After making several mistakes we realised that 1 Kings 18:43 declared we would get it right at the 8th attempt (Since Elijah asked his attendant to go and look for a man made mushroom cloud 7 times after the first no show, making 8 attempts in all). The trouble is that we have found it hard to decide just what a valid attempt is. Here are all the incorrect dates we have so far proposed...
So the reason they've been wrong so many times is that the Bible predicted they'd be wrong. Neat. Also:
So one could say you have had 9 attempts, you screwed up each time, give up and try doing something less dramatic! But although our repeated failures would at first sight take more and more credibility away from our work, the world security situation is for a fact moving in a direction that lends more and more credibility to our work. We started behaving as prophets of Doom for the UN and for Manhattan on April 29th 2006, when we proposed 2006Iyyar11 (June 8/9) as the date of the first nuclear terrorist attack. At that time the following global security situation existed...