Ah, yes, of course. The gypsies, they gave you your soul. The gypsies are filthy people. Ptui! We shall speak of them no more.

Ilona Costa Bianchi ,'The Girl in Question'


Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Aug 14, 2006 9:32:30 am PDT #2483 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I'll be over here eyerolling about the "hotness" of Africa.


erikaj - Aug 14, 2006 9:34:49 am PDT #2484 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

"It's like...Africa hot." Just a minor Biloxi Blues moment.


Hayden - Aug 14, 2006 9:40:23 am PDT #2485 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Erika, Frank, -t, and other HBOviators: there's a discussion in Bureaucracy of having another TV thread to avoid spillover.


tommyrot - Aug 14, 2006 9:43:15 am PDT #2486 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Recently on Yahoo, some bozo posted something claiming that the bible was all correct, and that genetics would show that bats were actually birds. But that's not the real prize. The real prize of the discussion was in the ensuing thread.

A doubter posted the following question:

please explain 1 kings 7.23 and how a circle can have a circumference of 30 of a unit and a radiius of 10 of a unit and i will become a christian

23 And he made the Sea of cast bronze, ten cubits from one brim to the other; it was completely round. Its height was five cubits, and a line of thirty cubits measured its circumference. (1 Kings 7:23, NKJV)

And the answer is one of the all-time greats of moronic innumeracy:

Very easy. You are talking about the value of Pi. That is actually 3 not 3.14....... The digits after the decimal forms a geometric series and it will converge to the value zero. So, 3.14.....=3.00=3. Nobody still calculated the precise value of Pi. In future they will and apply advenced Mathematics to prove the value of Pi=3.

::pounds head on desk::

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Jessica - Aug 14, 2006 9:45:36 am PDT #2487 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

In future they will and apply advenced Mathematics to prove the value of Pi=3.

(Anyone else hear this as read by Criswell? "Future events such as these will affect you in the future!")


Sean K - Aug 14, 2006 9:47:25 am PDT #2488 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

In future they will and apply advenced Mathematics to prove the value of Pi=3.

"Advanced Mathematics." I do not think these words mean what you think they mean.


Jessica - Aug 14, 2006 9:48:16 am PDT #2489 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

"Advanced Mathematics." I do not think these words mean what you think they mean

No no, he was talking about "advenced" mathematics. It's a whole different vibe.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 14, 2006 9:48:27 am PDT #2490 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

(Anyone else hear this as read by Criswell? "Future events such as these will affect you in the future!")

No, but I'm hearing it with Jeffery Jones as Criswell, which is close enough.


amych - Aug 14, 2006 9:48:35 am PDT #2491 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

That's because you're thinking of advanced mathematics, Seanie. The advenced kind give different answers. Specifically, more convenient ones.


Sean K - Aug 14, 2006 9:48:44 am PDT #2492 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Anyone else hear this as read by Criswell?

Now I do. Or at least, Jeffrey Jones as Criswell.