Mal: Yeah, well, just be careful. We cheated Badger out of good money to buy that frippery, and you're supposed to make me look respectable. Kaylee: Yes, sir, Captain Tightpants.

'Shindig'


Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Aug 11, 2006 8:00:55 am PDT #2087 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I thought astronaut was shorthand for physically fit scientist-- ultimate brains vs. ultimate survivalist. It seems unfair to allow him to hide in the space ship.


Sean K - Aug 11, 2006 8:01:01 am PDT #2088 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

See edit drop small nickel-iron asteroid on caveman.


tommyrot - Aug 11, 2006 8:01:53 am PDT #2089 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Run, edit, run.

ION, looks like Pluto will be demoted:

In June, we broke the news that astronomers might get the chance to vote in September on a new definition for the word “planet,” a wording that will be proposed by a panel that includes historians, educators and other non-astronomers.

Yesterday, NPR’s David Kestenbaum did some nifty digging into what that definition might be. Several of the panel members favor dividing round objects up as terrestrial planets (Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars), giant planets (Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune) and a third class that would include Pluto, NPR reported. “We’ll call them dwarf planets or something,” said Iwan Williams, an astronomer at the University of London who served on the panel, according to NPR.

That’s the perfect solution, and one I suggested back in April. While the NPR story does not reveal exactly what will happen, look for the presentation of the new definition to be somewhat sugarcoated, so that it sounds like Pluto is still a planet. In reality, as I explained in April, this will be a rightful demotion for the tiny, way-out and whacky world. Pluto will be lumped with the handful of other diminutive round objects on offbeat orbits out beyond Neptune.

If all goes as it should—meaning if astronomers can put aside their quibbles and vote “yes”—in 20 years Pluto will probably still be popular with children, but rather than being known as the 9th planet, it’ll be known as the first object ever discovered in that sea of dozens or maybe even hundreds of dwarf planets that will have been found by then.

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Allyson - Aug 11, 2006 8:02:09 am PDT #2090 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

The physicists in my labs don't have military training, but they can build a railgun. Of course, the cavemen will have slaughtered them before they gathered the necessary materials for this.

I think the reasoning behind using astronaut and not modern human is the idea that the astronaut is a scientist and can employ logic in a way the caveman has not yet developed. I'm just adding military training because it's an assumption I have that astronauts are pilots, and they are often plucked from the military. It may have also been stuck in my head that El Al employs fighter pilots, who also have military combat experience.

But I'm unsure if I'm the Official Rulemaker.


aurelia - Aug 11, 2006 8:02:15 am PDT #2091 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

It seems unfair to allow him to hide in the space ship.

The hiding thing worked against the red-coats.

edit: Though I suspect hiding would be more of a hunting skill.


ChiKat - Aug 11, 2006 8:03:05 am PDT #2092 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Yay, Cabil!!!


Sean K - Aug 11, 2006 8:03:19 am PDT #2093 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

ION, looks like Pluto will be demoted:

But, but, but.... Pluto's my favorite planet. Now it will be my, what? Favorite oversized snowball?


JenP - Aug 11, 2006 8:04:23 am PDT #2094 of 10001

ION, looks like Pluto will be demoted

That is so wrong, that I don't even care whether it's right. It's one of the things I'll be muttering about when I get old(er) and cranky(er).


sarameg - Aug 11, 2006 8:04:36 am PDT #2095 of 10001

tommy, you are just trying to keep my rage-o-meter in the red zone today, aren't you?


tommyrot - Aug 11, 2006 8:06:52 am PDT #2096 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

tommy, you are just trying to keep my rage-o-meter in the red zone today, aren't you?

Heh. I mean, sorry. I mean, it's not my fault Pluto's so small....