Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?

Doyle ,'Life of the Party'


Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


aurelia - Aug 11, 2006 8:02:15 am PDT #2091 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

It seems unfair to allow him to hide in the space ship.

The hiding thing worked against the red-coats.

edit: Though I suspect hiding would be more of a hunting skill.


ChiKat - Aug 11, 2006 8:03:05 am PDT #2092 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Yay, Cabil!!!


Sean K - Aug 11, 2006 8:03:19 am PDT #2093 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

ION, looks like Pluto will be demoted:

But, but, but.... Pluto's my favorite planet. Now it will be my, what? Favorite oversized snowball?


JenP - Aug 11, 2006 8:04:23 am PDT #2094 of 10001

ION, looks like Pluto will be demoted

That is so wrong, that I don't even care whether it's right. It's one of the things I'll be muttering about when I get old(er) and cranky(er).


sarameg - Aug 11, 2006 8:04:36 am PDT #2095 of 10001

tommy, you are just trying to keep my rage-o-meter in the red zone today, aren't you?


tommyrot - Aug 11, 2006 8:06:52 am PDT #2096 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

tommy, you are just trying to keep my rage-o-meter in the red zone today, aren't you?

Heh. I mean, sorry. I mean, it's not my fault Pluto's so small....


Sean K - Aug 11, 2006 8:07:22 am PDT #2097 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

The physicists in my labs don't have military training, but they can build a railgun. Of course, the cavemen will have slaughtered them before they gathered the necessary materials for this.

"Oh dear, Nils. What the hell is that?"

"It appears, Albert, to be a caveman with a pointed stick, coming to kill us."

"Oh dear! Whatever shall we do?"

"Well, we could build a railgun. First, we'll need to lay out a very straight, non-ferrous track. Then we'll need to collect up a large number of magnets, to be fired in sequence in order to propel the..."

::is poked::

::dies::

"Well bloody hell. Nils? What do I do after I collect the magn..."

::is poked::

::dies::


Jessica - Aug 11, 2006 8:08:52 am PDT #2098 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

See edit.

Too late, I win!


Sean K - Aug 11, 2006 8:11:33 am PDT #2099 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

See edit.

Too late, I win!

Damn! I really have to stop losing all my money that way.


msbelle - Aug 11, 2006 8:27:35 am PDT #2100 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

sara - stop with cranky.

I get to go to Home Depot on my lunch to get more paint. YAY?