Wesley: Perhaps the whole point of this experiment is hair. Gunn: I vote he's not in charge.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Aug 09, 2006 7:21:27 am PDT #1601 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I'm now afraid I don't actually work four hours a day. If you're counting actually working.

Me too.

Also, am so sleepy....


§ ita § - Aug 09, 2006 7:24:08 am PDT #1602 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I just want, really badly, to go home. The migraine started on the way in, and I'd have turned back if the traffic wouldn't have made that even more stressful than being at work.


Allyson - Aug 09, 2006 7:33:41 am PDT #1603 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Someone tell me to stop looking at Creationist stuff....

I've launched into the astronauts vs. cavemen debate in honor of physicists vs. creationists at cosmicvariance.com.

And then I aim'd Fury to ask him which side of the debate he's on, and he said cavemen. HE IS SO WRONG.

ita, go home at 10:30, when the traffic subsides.


Vortex - Aug 09, 2006 7:57:21 am PDT #1604 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Vortex, what kind of consultant?

legal consultant to a think tank. Work in my pjs, coffee just the way I like it for free, and deducting the shit out of everything.


Polter-Cow - Aug 09, 2006 8:04:55 am PDT #1605 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

In the inimitable words of Natter 24: WHO ARE YOU BAKING FOR???

Aw. The first thread I named.


bon bon - Aug 09, 2006 8:05:35 am PDT #1606 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

legal consultant to a think tank. Work in my pjs, coffee just the way I like it for free, and deducting the shit out of everything.

Any downside?


Vortex - Aug 09, 2006 8:14:08 am PDT #1607 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

the fact that the job could (and did) end at any time if the funding ran out.


bon bon - Aug 09, 2006 8:15:38 am PDT #1608 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Gotcha. Just trying to determine alternatives to firm life over here.


Jesse - Aug 09, 2006 8:23:29 am PDT #1609 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I have a friend who's some lawyer thing (corporate counsel? Did I make that up?) at a media company, and she describes herself as never having practiced law.


§ ita § - Aug 09, 2006 8:24:23 am PDT #1610 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Yeah, I think I'm about to bail. All three of my meetings this afternoon will have to be held with me prone. Or supine. Whichever. Erect ain't cutting it.

Plus I'm now convinced that my clothes, although breaking no corporate rule, are not business casual appropriate. The dress, a black jersey, is T-shirt style with a metal belt slung between waist and hips. Combined with low sandals, and even a great big orange glass ring and a black and silver bracelet, it feels too relaxed.

Pfah.