I have 16 homemade chocolate cupcakes covered in chocolate ganache sitting in my office. WHO WORKS IN A BAKERY NOW?!?!?
Sure, but is it a Cowgirl Bakery?
I-I'm just taking things without paying for th... In what twisted dictionary is that stealing?
Willow ,'Showtime'
Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Trudy Booth - Aug 09, 2006 6:48:53 am PDT #1593 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
tommyrot - Aug 09, 2006 6:50:57 am PDT #1594 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm totally leaving work at 3:00 today....
WORKING four to six hours a day is the key to happiness, according to a new report.
In the quest for money and status, Australians are among the hardest workers in the world.
But Sydney University academic Dr Caroline West says while work delivers self-esteem, income and social ties, more than four to six hours a day will bring anxiety, exhaustion and a poor quality of life.
"We've structured our lives so the majority of our waking life is devoted to work, which might bring us more money but doesn't make us more fulfilled," Dr West said.
Jessica - Aug 09, 2006 6:53:55 am PDT #1595 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
But Sydney University academic Dr Caroline West says while work delivers self-esteem, income and social ties, more than four to six hours a day will bring anxiety, exhaustion and a poor quality of life.
I nominate her for President of Everything.
Vortex - Aug 09, 2006 6:57:20 am PDT #1596 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
That's about how much I worked per day when I was a consultant. LOVED that job.
amych - Aug 09, 2006 6:57:36 am PDT #1597 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I nominate her for President of Everything.
I'd think PofE would require more than 4-6 hours.
ChiKat - Aug 09, 2006 6:57:44 am PDT #1598 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Dude. I need to send that to my boss.
bon bon - Aug 09, 2006 7:02:28 am PDT #1599 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Vortex, what kind of consultant?
Jesse - Aug 09, 2006 7:05:26 am PDT #1600 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'm now afraid I don't actually work four hours a day. If you're counting actually working.
Sophia Brooks - Aug 09, 2006 7:21:27 am PDT #1601 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I'm now afraid I don't actually work four hours a day. If you're counting actually working.
Me too.
Also, am so sleepy....
§ ita § - Aug 09, 2006 7:24:08 am PDT #1602 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I just want, really badly, to go home. The migraine started on the way in, and I'd have turned back if the traffic wouldn't have made that even more stressful than being at work.