That dress is worth the price of obsession.
Mal: He calls back, you keep them occupied. Wash: What do I do, shadow puppets?
'The Message'
Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Topic!Cindy - Aug 08, 2006 5:15:38 am PDT #1333 of 10001
What is even happening?
tommyrot - Aug 08, 2006 5:21:49 am PDT #1334 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The other night I went to bed somewhat hungry. Then when I was half awake, I was sorta' dreaming/thinking that if you were a Jedi and got in a lightsaber duel with an intelligent pig that had succumbed to the dark side, then if you were victorious you could get some fresh ham out of the deal. Then I found myself craving ham.
My brain is weird.
-t - Aug 08, 2006 5:29:23 am PDT #1335 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Does ham have to be cured, or is that an option?
tommyrot - Aug 08, 2006 5:33:00 am PDT #1336 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Does ham have to be cured, or is that an option?
Dunno. [goes to google]
Wait, is ham always cured? Well, I suppose the hungry Jedi could settle for pork or bacon.
Jesse - Aug 08, 2006 5:33:50 am PDT #1337 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'm wondering how charming the pig was.
sarameg - Aug 08, 2006 5:36:03 am PDT #1338 of 10001
The only time I ever actually like pork chops is when I have them at my uncle's, who is a pig farmer.
And then I go out to the nursery barns and play with the adorable little piglets.
tommyrot - Aug 08, 2006 5:37:00 am PDT #1339 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm wondering how charming the pig was.
I think the Dark Side had destroyed the pig's charm.
Now I'm trying to remember how the pig held a lightsaber....
Well, it could walk about on its hind legs, so it was obviously not a standard pig....
Jesse - Aug 08, 2006 5:39:35 am PDT #1340 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
See, I'm trying to work a Pulp Fiction/Star Wars Sam Jackson crossover thing.
tommyrot - Aug 08, 2006 5:42:12 am PDT #1341 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
See, I'm trying to work a Pulp Fiction/Star Wars Sam Jackson crossover thing.
Oh that's right - he was in both.
"I am tired of these motherfucking Sith pigs on this motherfucking spaceship!"
Jesse - Aug 08, 2006 5:57:43 am PDT #1342 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
In other news, I just ate an amaretti cookie my coworker brought in -- so yummy -- and now I'm DYING for lunch.