The other night I went to bed somewhat hungry. Then when I was half awake, I was sorta' dreaming/thinking that if you were a Jedi and got in a lightsaber duel with an intelligent pig that had succumbed to the dark side, then if you were victorious you could get some fresh ham out of the deal. Then I found myself craving ham.

My brain is weird.

Does ham have to be cured, or is that an option?

Does ham have to be cured, or is that an option?

Dunno. [goes to google]

Wait, is ham always cured? Well, I suppose the hungry Jedi could settle for pork or bacon.

I'm wondering how charming the pig was.

The only time I ever actually like pork chops is when I have them at my uncle's, who is a pig farmer.

And then I go out to the nursery barns and play with the adorable little piglets.

I'm wondering how charming the pig was.

I think the Dark Side had destroyed the pig's charm.

Now I'm trying to remember how the pig held a lightsaber....

Well, it could walk about on its hind legs, so it was obviously not a standard pig....

See, I'm trying to work a Pulp Fiction/Star Wars Sam Jackson crossover thing.

See, I'm trying to work a Pulp Fiction/Star Wars Sam Jackson crossover thing.

Oh that's right - he was in both.

"I am tired of these motherfucking Sith pigs on this motherfucking spaceship!"

In other news, I just ate an amaretti cookie my coworker brought in -- so yummy -- and now I'm DYING for lunch.

Jesse, I've never heard of so much baking as what goes on in your office.