What makes a powerful being a god? What makes a god worth worshipping?
If He or She can cary at least 450 15" Vaseline-covered cannonballs up 12 flights of stairs?
'Day' is a vestigial mode of time measurement based on solar cycles. It's not applicable. I didn't get you anything.
River ,'Out Of Gas'
Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Aug 02, 2006 1:01:43 pm PDT #132 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jars - Aug 02, 2006 1:03:44 pm PDT #133 of 10001
Yeah, I've just never been particularly interested in worshipping any god. Firstly, well, atheist, but even if I did believe in the concept of a higher being, why would I want to defer to it on all matters? If I can't understand it, then how do I know if I agree with it?
§ ita § - Aug 02, 2006 1:05:22 pm PDT #134 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If He or She can cary at least 450 15" Vaseline-covered cannonballs up 12 flights of stairs?
I know a guy who's working on clean and pressing two 70lb lumps of steel 65 times in a row. And I definitely know he's into being worshipped as a god. I can hook you up with the details of His Order if you want.
amych - Aug 02, 2006 1:08:14 pm PDT #135 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Lemme guess, Sacred Order of Our Lady of the Kettlebells?
§ ita § - Aug 02, 2006 1:10:25 pm PDT #136 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Hmm. I do like that order name better. And as avatar (of vengeance) I totally think I should get a say.
Yeah, let's call it that.
bon bon - Aug 02, 2006 1:20:28 pm PDT #137 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
That's twice in a row Overheard in New York made me chortle!
Blonde: Look, there's the Chrysler. Look, there's Times Square. Where's the Empire State Building?
--Top of Empire State Building
Overheard by: englishman in new york
§ ita § - Aug 02, 2006 1:21:40 pm PDT #138 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Mel Gibson partying in Malibu.
I wish people would realise that I'm compiling information not for my own private use or delight, but rather because someone else needs it. So you can't guilt trip me out of it, or wheedle your way around. Because I'm not going to pass it on.
Aims - Aug 02, 2006 1:24:37 pm PDT #139 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Ok, those pictures have me cracking up.
Drunk ass.
Jars - Aug 02, 2006 1:28:39 pm PDT #140 of 10001
Holy carp but he looks shitfaced.
sarameg - Aug 02, 2006 1:31:13 pm PDT #141 of 10001
That cannonball dude sounds like he needs to call a military academy. Or maybe just Anapolis. They've got this thing where the plebes (cadets? I don't know my proper terms) scramble up this lard slathered column to try and get a hat off the top. All at the same time. It's....gross. But they'd be practiced in slippery!