Gunn: Well, how horrible is this thing? Lorne: I haven't read the Book of Revelations lately, but if I was searching for adjectives, I'd probably start there.

'Hell Bound'


Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Aug 02, 2006 1:05:22 pm PDT #134 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If He or She can cary at least 450 15" Vaseline-covered cannonballs up 12 flights of stairs?

I know a guy who's working on clean and pressing two 70lb lumps of steel 65 times in a row. And I definitely know he's into being worshipped as a god. I can hook you up with the details of His Order if you want.


amych - Aug 02, 2006 1:08:14 pm PDT #135 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Lemme guess, Sacred Order of Our Lady of the Kettlebells?


§ ita § - Aug 02, 2006 1:10:25 pm PDT #136 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hmm. I do like that order name better. And as avatar (of vengeance) I totally think I should get a say.

Yeah, let's call it that.


bon bon - Aug 02, 2006 1:20:28 pm PDT #137 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

That's twice in a row Overheard in New York made me chortle!

Blonde: Look, there's the Chrysler. Look, there's Times Square. Where's the Empire State Building?

--Top of Empire State Building

Overheard by: englishman in new york


§ ita § - Aug 02, 2006 1:21:40 pm PDT #138 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Mel Gibson partying in Malibu.

I wish people would realise that I'm compiling information not for my own private use or delight, but rather because someone else needs it. So you can't guilt trip me out of it, or wheedle your way around. Because I'm not going to pass it on.


Aims - Aug 02, 2006 1:24:37 pm PDT #139 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Ok, those pictures have me cracking up.

Drunk ass.


Jars - Aug 02, 2006 1:28:39 pm PDT #140 of 10001

Holy carp but he looks shitfaced.


sarameg - Aug 02, 2006 1:31:13 pm PDT #141 of 10001

That cannonball dude sounds like he needs to call a military academy. Or maybe just Anapolis. They've got this thing where the plebes (cadets? I don't know my proper terms) scramble up this lard slathered column to try and get a hat off the top. All at the same time. It's....gross. But they'd be practiced in slippery!


Steph L. - Aug 02, 2006 1:37:58 pm PDT #142 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

The God of the Old Testament is a petty tyrant: selfish, impulsive, and irritable. He’s a psychopath who torments, tortures and kills without the slightest guilt, if that is what is necessary to extend his influence.

I think that's an inaccurate view of the God of the OT. Not to mention simplistic, almost a caricature.


Jesse - Aug 02, 2006 1:48:53 pm PDT #143 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Motherfucker. I shouldn't have left "early." I had to wait 20 fucking minutes for a train I could get into, when usually it's empty at my stop. They said it was some energy issue or some shit, but they seemed to be running OK, even the empty out of service train that came by. Then my second train was running fine, except I got in the car with no AC.

THEN I went to Baskin Robbins, and they only had 16 flavors! I'm assuming that was an energy-saving tactic.