If He or She can cary at least 450 15" Vaseline-covered cannonballs up 12 flights of stairs?
I know a guy who's working on clean and pressing two 70lb lumps of steel 65 times in a row. And I definitely know he's into being worshipped as a god. I can hook you up with the details of His Order if you want.
Lemme guess, Sacred Order of Our Lady of the Kettlebells?
Hmm. I do like that order name better. And as avatar (of vengeance) I totally think I should get a say.
Yeah, let's call it that.
That's twice in a row Overheard in New York made me chortle!
Blonde: Look, there's the Chrysler. Look, there's Times Square. Where's the Empire State Building?
--Top of Empire State Building
Overheard by: englishman in new york
Mel Gibson partying in Malibu.
I wish people would realise that I'm compiling information not for my own private use or delight, but rather because someone else needs it. So you can't guilt trip me out of it, or wheedle your way around. Because I'm not going to pass it on.
Ok, those pictures have me cracking up.
Drunk ass.
Holy carp but he looks shitfaced.
That cannonball dude sounds like he needs to call a military academy. Or maybe just Anapolis. They've got this thing where the plebes (cadets? I don't know my proper terms) scramble up this lard slathered column to try and get a hat off the top. All at the same time. It's....gross. But they'd be practiced in slippery!
The God of the Old Testament is a petty tyrant: selfish, impulsive, and irritable. He’s a psychopath who torments, tortures and kills without the slightest guilt, if that is what is necessary to extend his influence.
I think that's an inaccurate view of the God of the OT. Not to mention simplistic, almost a caricature.
Motherfucker. I shouldn't have left "early." I had to wait 20 fucking minutes for a train I could get into, when usually it's empty at my stop. They said it was some energy issue or some shit, but they seemed to be running OK, even the empty out of service train that came by. Then my second train was running fine, except I got in the car with no AC.
THEN I went to Baskin Robbins, and they only had 16 flavors! I'm assuming that was an energy-saving tactic.