Just like yo' mama!
She has gotten demonstrably more pregnant.
Ninja Possum Infilatration - sounds like it should have been the fourth Butthole Surfers album.
Wesley: Illyria can be...difficult. Testing her might be hard without getting someone seriously hurt. Angel: We'll make Spike do it. Wesley: Good.
'Underneath'
Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Jun 21, 2006 4:55:42 am PDT #960 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Amy - Jun 21, 2006 4:58:28 am PDT #961 of 10001
Because books.
It's more of a low-level constant grinding suckage—fingernails running down a blackboard.
I hear you. We only have two cars if you count my father-in-law's kind of unreliable boat, and this week the boys have conflicting games/practices all week. Like, on the same night, at the same time, in two different places. The dog has fleas for the first time ever, and while I am ecstatic that Stephen's working (and it's going really well so far) it means I'm home with Sara alone all day and trying to a) do freelance work, b) write the book that's due August 15, c) keep up with the laundry/dishes (no dishwasher)/dog hair, and d) not lose my mind. I feel lucky there haven't been many school events as the year winds down.
::runs away to bake Emergency Cake for Cindy::
Toddson - Jun 21, 2006 5:01:05 am PDT #962 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Is the Ninja Possum Infiltration led by the one from CT that spooked Trudy?
lisah - Jun 21, 2006 5:02:27 am PDT #963 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Vinegar will also kill weeds without leaving a toxic mess in your yard
Really? Plain white vinegar? You just pour it on the weeds or is there a special procedure? (Is there anything vinegar can't do?!)
Laura - Jun 21, 2006 5:03:32 am PDT #964 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
so it's not like I'm the only parent who is being run ragged
I don't know whether I celebrate the kids getting out or school or going back to school more. Both situations involve being run ragged. I think in school is worse but that could be because we don't do much in summer.
ram jack
And the Heat finished off the series by winning 4 straight after losing 2 to Dallas! Whee! I know I am the only one excited by this. So, inconclusion, let's make out.
amych - Jun 21, 2006 5:05:26 am PDT #965 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Is the Ninja Possum Infiltration led by the one from CT that spooked Trudy?
I was thinking that it was a descendant of the great OMGWTF Possum In My Bed incident (ca. 2000) and the earlier What's That Rotting Carcass Smell Coming From The Crawl Space dead possum incident of 1995, but if you're right, it's a wider conspiracy than I ever suspected.
People, don't trust the marsupials. I know they're quirky and fascinating in evolutionary terms, but they're organized, and they're coming for you.
Toddson - Jun 21, 2006 5:18:28 am PDT #966 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Deterred only by their occasional fainting spells.
beth b - Jun 21, 2006 5:19:56 am PDT #967 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
happy birthday EpicTangent!
Congrats to Daniel and Andi!
Cashmere - Jun 21, 2006 5:20:36 am PDT #968 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
It's more of a low-level constant grinding suckage—fingernails running down a blackboard.
I've temporarily escaped the Grinding Suckage by settling firmly in Denial. It's working so far.
Trudy Booth - Jun 21, 2006 5:37:47 am PDT #969 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Zipcar is booked to pick up puppy tonight! Fortunately I have a little money in my account so I don't even have to cough up the $17 to get the thing.